The absolute best girlfriend ever. Alexis is very sweet and kind and caring but isn’t afraid to punch someone in the face if they deserve it. Alexis can make anyone laugh or smile and no matter what brightens up your day. After you mean Alexis you’ll never wanna go through another day without her. She is the absolute best person you’ll ever meet

mew-chtch; verb. To walk in the local area for the sake of walking; often in order to de-stone oneself after a session. Often this is accompanied with stopping off for chippy and a fight before returning home.

A genre of music that is a very poor combination of deathmetal and metalcore. Very few bands within the genre actually have any musical talent or experience. Every song ever written in the genre has annoying screams and pig squeals, chugging on one chord throughout the entire song, constant crashing of a china symbol on drums, and exact same song structures. All fans that listen to this genre wear womens clothes, are too pussy to mosh so they hardcore dance, and are just emo faggots who fail at being metal. Bands such as Chelsea Grin try to write creative, "Br00tal" lyrics, but always fail. People often mistake deathcore for deathmetal, which is sad. All bands in this genre should just stop trying because they give metal a bad name.

He is a dick shaped Human with a Door instead of a mouth UND ER IST KOMISCH

When you will do absolutely ANYTHING for a hit of crack

A fucking legend, she is. Greatest postman/women out there. No one can compete with her. Shes simply amazing. She's lives the fat life even though shes a skinny bitch. Can eat double her body weight. Always hungry. If you want to keep her happy, keep her fed. Secretly an Undercover FBI Agent. BUT SHHHHHHHHHHH. DON'T TELL ANYONE.