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Urban Dictionary

A condition of the genitals (e.g. vagina, balls, and/or cock) and outlying skin folds in which it feels excessively moist to the touch and/or smells bad.
"Martha Stewart has one twaddly gooch."

twaddly by m3690 March 27, 2009

Cuntsicle 

A scantily clad female (or passable tranny) freezing their nether regions, whilst waiting in line outside of your favorite club
Bitch 1: Did that whore forget her pants or is that a dress?
Bitch 2: It's like negative 4 degrees out here and I think I just saw a genital wart.
Bitch 1: What a cuntsicle!
Cuntsicle by DrrtyClubber January 21, 2011

dildomonkey 

A girl who allows a guy to penetrate her with a dildo in front of all his friends while girl is off-tap and squirming around screeching like a monkey.
Megan is a dildomonkey.
dildomonkey by Louise B January 19, 2004

clutterbuckin 

Body checking someone with a great deal of force.
Kristöph Kostopolous is out here clutterbuckin on the ice!

Eucharist 

An ancient sex act, common between Christ and his apostles by which he shared his blood and body with those closest to him. This was practiced by early Christians, especially the Gnostics, and has been extensively documented by Elaine Pagels, Professor Emeritus of Religion at Princeton University, as well as by other scholars.

The Eucharist is performed every Sunday in every Catholic Church. The priest offers wine and wafer to the supplicant, and the divine miracle of transubstantiation transforms those profane precursors into the body and blood of Christ.
My favorite part of Sunday service is receiving Eucharist from my priest!
Eucharist by Honest Curio January 28, 2023

Squirdlock 

Fuckhead. Morlock flesh-eater. Pig-headed programmer-type who "fixes" stuff that ain't broke, just to keep his job. Slimy dude, no doubt a leftist, maybe a Trans, stay away from average people, pervert.
That squirdlock "fixed" it, now I have to re-type everything.
Squirdlock by muthuhmuthuhmuthuh September 26, 2025
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