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A person that isn’t popular but is well known. They are very into sports. They’re looks are jaw dropping and when they smile your stomach is filled with butterfly’s. When they text you first it makes your heart skip a beat. Over all one of the sweetest people.
Have you met Bristol?
Who hasn’t?
Bristol by anonymous May 23, 2022
When the vaginal hole is abnormally crooked and you are not asian.
I bought a white escort last night and got a 10 percent discount when I mentioned I noticed her holiosis
holiosis by LemmeF1ndOut November 15, 2021

floating teapot 

An object that is nebulously and indescribably homosexual.
"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."
floating teapot by ArtOfMecha May 27, 2021

Passhole 

A contraction of passenger and asshole.

An innate condition overcoming anyone sitting in the passenger seat. Condition consists of passenger making unhelpful suggestions to the driver using a condescending and self righteous tone. Most often noticed in couples.
Passenger: "Are you trying to scare me, you're going to fast for the conditions..."
Driver: "No, I'm going the speed limit. Stop being a passhole."

Passenger: "Be courteous and give that pedestrian some room."
Driver: "What, he hasn't even started into the crosswalk yet. Quit being a passhole."
Passhole by Chateau Shimmy January 17, 2010
a way for someone to save them self.
suicide by john8558 March 14, 2010
Known as “Da Beast”. All-you-can-eat buffets fear him. Women want him. Men want to be him. He likes to sing. Given the choice, he would have sung everyday if he could.
Porky? More like made of pork
Porky by PizzaHutDelivery March 3, 2022
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