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Sharknado 

(shark.nay.doe) noun.

1. A tornado that dooms large metropolitan areas with dumping thousands of ravenous sharks ready to eat people's appendages off. No one is safe from the sharknado's destructive path of multiple vortexes and the only hope for survival is Ian Ziering (from the original 90210) and a washed up Tara Reid, oh and a bad ass bikini barista who also seems to be an expert marksman.

2. When many events happen all at the same time, making someone's life or a situation overwhelming. This comes from the SyFy original movie "Sharknado" where a storm of multiple tornadoes hit LA full of ravenous sharks.
Example 1: If you are trapped in a school bus flooded with water and sharks waiting to make you Purina Shark Chow, just know a sharknado is on it's way. Don't worry, Tara Reid will save the day.

Example 2: Jan: Fuck dude, I've had a totally shitty day today. First my car broke down which made me late for my meeting and which made my boss rip me a new one and I got mud on my new Prada shoes.

Jack: Sounds like you had a sharknado of a day.
Sharknado by Momo18 September 3, 2013

Capitalist

Freedom to sell your company, or large amount of stocks to Communist Party of China (CPC).
Freedom to serve only Communist (Majority Chinese) , and to Communist's interest only.
After that, (CPC) owns one extra big company, just like how Communism works
Capitalism = Communism, Galaxy Brain Play
Under the temptation of CPC's golden dick, many capitalist companies in America sold theirs to CPC. Giving up their democracy values, limiting the freedom of speech of every customers, and agreeing to China's brutal murder of their people who oppose with CPC. What a joke.
Capitalist by WinnieThePoohXi October 8, 2019
An acronym for "dont know dont care"
person 1 : did you do (subject), whens the deadline of (subject)?
person 2 : dkdc.
DKDC by SmirkashEs February 2, 2020

sick couch 

the conversion of your couch into an area that you can relax on while you are sick. you must put a blanket down under you and a blanket over you. usually a sick couch is near or facing a tv. see coalie from the real world denver for more information.
"what can we do to make her feel at home while she is sick?"
"make her a sick couch"

OR

"I am not feeling well today. I am going to make a sick couch."
sick couch by Jennifer Goldberg March 29, 2007
Open Source/Free Software developers are suffering from a severe form of NIH. Everybody thinks other people's solutions suck, and their solution is the solution to end all solutions.
NIH by JdH December 10, 2003

Saint Matthew 

A guy who likes to spit on females backs an make it seem like he has cum
I have just saint Matthew you
Saint Matthew by Zekekez April 22, 2022
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