A person who takes advantage of a situation, i.e wedding, new baby, birthday, etc. to obtain as many gifts as possible. Usually by having multiple parties and or showers.
Commonly recognized during a gift opening ceremony by the fake "Oh I Loooove this gift". Or the after gift comments, that isnt the one I wanted or how cheap can a person be? And of course the 10 page gift registry at multiple stores.

On a guys night out, you go to a bar with the fattest women available. The goal is to submerge what little dignity you have left in their fat rolls, in hopes to take one home to fuck.

Pronounced
(Poor-ta-cuban)
A person of both Cuban and porta rican descent. Portacuban's are commonly illegal immigrants

An individual who cremes at the thought of noodles, rubix cubes and children. They can also be found hugging book shelves and squinting when it is not even sunny outside.

thinger is a thing, something, thingamajig, and whatchamacallit. Used when referring to some kind of web entity including applications, procedures, etc.
Sometimes used to refer to people as a substitute for whatshisname or whatshername.

TheFag, an alternative for the worst singer alive. His/her name rhymes with Mustin Sheber.

This name was created so that the haters of this person would no longer give him more recognition by mentioning his name in hate messages on youtube, etc.