Uncle Bernie

To pull an "Uncle Bernie" is to leave your wife/girlfriend/significant other in the middle of the night....no notice...no note....no nothing.....checkmate

My Uncle Bernie was watching the lateshow one night in the 1960's and his wife asked him if he was coming up stairs to go to bed.....his last words to her were: "I will be up right after the late show" No one saw or heard from him again for three and a half years.

Uncle Bernie by 9 lugg November 9, 2010

Powerflex

An intentional flaunting of capability; namely doing something extraordinarily foolish and still having the support of your peers.

Tracy: "Oh man you guys! I'm so drunk...I'm going to go slap my vagina on the webcam."

David: "Fuck yeah Tracy! You rock... Post that shit on facebook!"

Tracy: "iight Nyuka~!"

Tracy's fans: "You are so hot." etc

(PS! she's fugly)

This is an example of Tracy's powerflex; using social status to get what she wants:

Compliments for something disgusting. (It gets her off, this isn't an inside joke.)

Powerflex by Dahni March 27, 2010

Zer

something that is unexplainable.

I saw something in the sky last night! It was totally Zer!

Zer by cantexplainitall April 13, 2009

Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth

To silence someone instantly by shoving your dick in their mouth.

Girl: I was like No! IM going out with Tom and she was like NO I AM and so I was like nu uh I am and she was like no way I am and I was like-
Guy: Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth
Girl: What?-urghlughg!

Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth by Jake Broholm April 5, 2010

Prosticution

The sexual act of prostate electrocution.

I looked up with a tinder girl and she had her own electrified strap on. I'm so glad she was in to prosticution.

Prosticution by Dr.Greenthumb2891 September 2, 2019

Damien

Damien is a hot guy very funny and very talkative. He may get on your nerves but he's very kind.

Girl 1: look at Damien he's so hot
Girl 2: hold on back off he's mine

Damien by Idk,lol,ttyl,wywtta January 31, 2017

shaqed

To be blcoked while goining up for a lay-up or a shot in basketball
Same as blocked , stuffed , packed.

ball bounces
"DAMM , You got shaqed , fa shunnin"
"So , u cant even play ball"
"at leas i dint get shaqrd"
"bens a pimp aint he"

shaqed by Dj Trigger August 14, 2004

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