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Preston is a white boy, he has the largest cock imaginable... Too long that he cant get all of it into a boner. All girls love Preston and will worship him because of his cock. He is also Jesus Christ. Preston is better than you in every way so face it.
You suck dick -Preston
Thomas -"Where can I buy your XXL penis?"
Preston by Min Ki November 25, 2015

spot baiting 

Spot baiting is the act of putting someone in the spotlight to see who will accuse or attack them when they are in a position of power. Will also highlight those who will be supportive.
“Man, that guy was a victim of spot baiting when his friend got nominated. He come from nowhere with accusations.”
spot baiting by Horsepower27 November 23, 2024

January 1, 1970 

1. When the Big Bang occured according to a Unix computer system. This date is when the first Unix computer was made operable. If you find a file that was from Wed Dec 31, 1969 on your Linux PC, you can be sure that the date on that file got knackered.

2. A date to utter when something hasn't been done in a long time, referring to the idea that January 1, 1970 is the "beginning of time". Used when something seems like it hasn't been done since the beginning of time.
1. On January 1, 1970 Unix was running on a mainframe computer.

2. Romeo:Man, you stink! When was the last time you showered?
Joliet:I took a shower on January 1, 1970.

2. The last time the gas station changed the coffee in the coffeepot on January 1, 1970.

Van Dijk 

A brick wall that no one can pass.

Donald Trump would be happy with his services.
Donald- I'm gonna build a van dijk
Van Dijk by Cancer on a stick January 20, 2020

Lesbollah 

Groups of lesbians creating power bases within organisations. A tier of management or job role that requires one to be a gay female too apply or progress.
You will never drive a dump truck at a mine site, you’re a man. You have to be a member of Lesbollah to get that job.
Lesbollah by Oscar Wilde June 12, 2018
hucky by jared November 26, 2003
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