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Angel to China, his friend oil companies and kings.
Son of Devil sent to earth to damage the USA and the whole world.
Why Bush is not prosecuted for his criminal acts?
Bush by ramunen May 27, 2008

pain has never been so brilliant 

A phrase coined by the christian post-hardcore band Underoath meaning "I've never been in so much pain."
Teddy: My girlfriend dumped me last night.
Bob: sucks, man. you aiiight?
Teddy: pain has never been so brilliant

mountain lightning 

Ghetto mountain dew from wal-mart, the keystone of sodas
Hey look, matt's butt-chugging that mountain lightning!
mountain lightning by jooooooooooost December 18, 2009

Holy Cow 

Slang for a church organ due to its large and bellowous nature.
...and they all gathered around the holy cow and sang hymns.
Holy Cow by boogers_megee April 27, 2009

Joel Stooks 

Joel Stooks, Probably the biggest guy in UK, Being in the presensce of a joel stook will blast you to the core and send shockwaves down your fanny. He's hung like a donkey and although he might smell like physical shit, he has a heart of gold and balls of steel, Joel stooks isn't one for keeping girls, his Alpha male nature allows him scout out his meal and shag every girl in the South area, and soon Joel stooks will be going Mr worldwide. Joel Stooks has a body count of currently 243,069 and plans to shag until he dies. Joel stook's being a natural alpha, does not enjoy the presense of other men, if Joel stooks has caught sight of you and your a male, your dun doe, and will terminate the threat with ease. Joel Stook's will not take no for an answer and if rejected may cause serious fatality to the rejector.

Joel Spooks is a born bread alpha.
Joel stooks: You fucking looking at me funny are you dickhead?
Male: Boss im Sorry, please don't hurt me
Joel Stooks: YOUR FUCKING DEAD AND YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD TOO!
Male: Oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Joel Stooks: Hey Babeeeee
Girl ( UwU's And Gushes from fanny)
Joel Stooks: Ah ha ha ha ha
Joel Stooks by DCCDCCDCC October 23, 2020

gold me now 

"Give me gold" in the gaming world. Made popular by the current trend of selling online MMORPG money for real life money.
Gold me now, I need leet lootz plz =\.
Gold me now, I need money to buy my mount!
Gold me now - I gave you leet sex0rz!
gold me now by Bridg September 10, 2005
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