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Is the more extreme definition of jerk, which is just a polite way of calling someone an asshole. If you actually have to use the word asshole to describe someone, instead of jerk, then that person is, by definition, pond scum.
1. Josh is such a jerk. He uses girls as plays things. When he finishes he tosses them away like day old garbage.

2. Edward is such an asshole. He manipulates girls by posing as a nice guy to win them over. When he has them where he wants them he turns off the school boy charm and turns on his true asshole nature, treating girls like they're just another notch on the ol' bed post!
asshole by pinkyharpo May 7, 2009
Verb. (Han-joe) the act of a person giving pleasure by hand to another via genitalic stimulation. Just before climax, stop and walk away leaving the recipient unsatisfied.
I was so into this girl and what she was doing, but she just stopped. She gave me a hanjo. Not finishing at all!
hanjo by Undead8me April 23, 2016

charlotte 

charlotte is the most light-hearted and heart warming person. she brings a smile to my face everyday and she is the person who keeps me happy all the time. i love her so much and i hope we last forever
charlotte
charlotte by astr00 November 2, 2022

firecracker 

A fiery seductress, strong willed, romantic, passionate, sexy, confident, shy, beautiful, exciting, temptress
My red headed girlfriend whiskey, is a firecracker.
firecracker by mooncricket17 April 21, 2015
One of Jacob’s twelve sons was called Simeon
Simeon by Bible_Boss February 16, 2026

mother felcher 

Lower scum than the mother fucker, the mother felcher will felch his own mother. This guy is a sick, sick man.
Get away from me, mother felcher.
You felch your mother with that mouth?
mother felcher by birdbird April 9, 2008
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