by mancofteclause January 29, 2022
Winner of the 2020 USBBO, Winner of the 2021 USBBO, Winner of the 2022 USBBO, Winner of the 2023 USBBO, 13-time defending champion of Chuck at the Tuck, put Christmas back on the map, proud owner of Seve’s book… sometimes he dominates without even trying, get better… put your hands together for the one, the only… Mickle… Thwiiist!!!
*sincere claps from audience, a few boos*
Micklethwist: 1v1, it’s just me, and Jordan. Never lost.
*sincere claps from audience, a few boos*
Micklethwist: 1v1, it’s just me, and Jordan. Never lost.
by mancofteclause August 03, 2023
Hoops was distracted by the wildebeest crossing and hit a different feather than he identified with his laser pointer. The crowd can’t believe he didn’t have the afflaffagumption at such a critical point in the match
by mancofteclause November 02, 2023
The guy who used to work as the Poughkeepsie Pigeons minor league hockey team mascot. After retiring, he kept the T-shirt cannon he used to use on his zamboni rides. He currently wreaks havoc with it at war reenactments by flankstankbeebeeing people.
by mancofteclause January 29, 2022
When invited to a war reenactment, instead of properly participating, you bring a T-shirt cannon with dog poop as ammo, find a stealthy spot in range of the opponent’s base, and fire away over their wall to gross them out, allowing your side to move in and win, and angering everyone in the process
by mancofteclause December 24, 2021
Resembling a fractal at the surface; recurring patterns at progressively smaller scales but stopping at some point.
by mancofteclause August 23, 2024
When making a pizza pie, the point at which the shape of the tossed dough in the air exactly matches the shape of the chef's hat
by mancofteclause December 21, 2023