mancofteclause's definitions

Moib

The void between your seat and the center console.

I dropped my phone in the moib.

by mancofteclause January 29, 2022

ptaindelka

Banging all available silverware on one’s front porch in protest of an incoming tornado

That twister would’ve taken a hard right down Cedar if Jimmy would’ve remembered the spoons. The ptaindelka was incomplete, and now we’re staying with the Smurf worship commune.

by mancofteclause March 14, 2023

flankstankbeebee

When invited to a war reenactment, instead of properly participating, you bring a T-shirt cannon with dog poop as ammo, find a stealthy spot in range of the opponent’s base, and fire away over their wall to gross them out, allowing your side to move in and win, and angering everyone in the process

That’s Dirk’s fourth flankstankbeebee this year, who keeps inviting him to these things?

by mancofteclause December 24, 2021

fractalline

Resembling a fractal at the surface; recurring patterns at progressively smaller scales but stopping at some point.

Many plants are fractalline in nature.

by mancofteclause August 23, 2024

mancofteclause

A boy is given the chance to become a man by drinking the bitterest coffee or the blandest tea, but if he adds milk or sugar to either, the elders of the village shun him and make him feed the goats for life

Having heard it was time for the mancofteclause, Jimmy pooped his pants

by mancofteclause November 1, 2023

Jimmy

The village goatkeeper who failed his mancofteclause as a boy.

Jimmy knows that goatkeeping is a difficult job and regrets being born into the village.

by mancofteclause January 29, 2022

Dirk

The guy who used to work as the Poughkeepsie Pigeons minor league hockey team mascot. After retiring, he kept the T-shirt cannon he used to use on his zamboni rides. He currently wreaks havoc with it at war reenactments by flankstankbeebeeing people.

You idiot, you were supposed to take Dirk off the email thread!

by mancofteclause January 29, 2022