A boy is given the chance to become a man by drinking the bitterest coffee or the blandest tea, but if he adds milk or sugar to either, the elders of the village shun him and make him feed the goats for life
by mancofteclause November 01, 2023
Get the mancofteclausemug. Winner of the 2020 USBBO, Winner of the 2021 USBBO, Winner of the 2022 USBBO, Winner of the 2023 USBBO, 13-time defending champion of Chuck at the Tuck, put Christmas back on the map, proud owner of Seve’s book… sometimes he dominates without even trying, get better… put your hands together for the one, the only… Mickle… Thwiiist!!!
*sincere claps from audience, a few boos*
Micklethwist: 1v1, it’s just me, and Jordan. Never lost.
*sincere claps from audience, a few boos*
Micklethwist: 1v1, it’s just me, and Jordan. Never lost.
by mancofteclause August 03, 2023
Get the micklethwistmug. The guy who used to work as the Poughkeepsie Pigeons minor league hockey team mascot. After retiring, he kept the T-shirt cannon he used to use on his zamboni rides. He currently wreaks havoc with it at war reenactments by flankstankbeebeeing people.
by mancofteclause January 29, 2022
Get the Dirkmug. The place to be for all “spineless wonders”, aka the super-whipped who will do anything for their partner at a moment’s notice
Mike, your last move clearly won Elle the game at everyone else’s expense. You are certainly a member of the jellyfish club
by mancofteclause October 28, 2023
Get the jellyfish clubmug. by mancofteclause January 29, 2022
Get the Jimmymug. Resembling a fractal at the surface; recurring patterns at progressively smaller scales but stopping at some point.
by mancofteclause August 23, 2024
Get the fractallinemug. When making a pizza pie, the point at which the shape of the tossed dough in the air exactly matches the shape of the chef's hat
by mancofteclause December 21, 2023
Get the quiuffskedincmug.