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Urban Dictionary

fuck bead 

He twanged on her fuck bead all night long
fuck bead by gurgeh February 16, 2009
1)A fucker.
2)Someone who pisses you off.
3) A jerk.
4) A double poster on forums
1) Let's go kill that fucking noob!!!!!111
2) Holy shit that noob pisses me off.. let's go kill him!
3) I hate noobs.
4) Het look! That noob is double posting! Double posters deserve to die! ~Virtually kicks noob~
noob by Aldoria November 7, 2008

my joint 

Friend with benefits.
Usually referred to a girl from a guy, so when i guy calls a girl his joint, he means he's currently "involved" with that girl. Or messing with her, and yea you get the point ;-) But thats all she is, no where near a wifey.
Me and my joint have plans, wink wink .
my joint by Boooooom December 12, 2009

Wet Mike 

When someone's sitting with their a$$ crack showing and you spit down it.
Liam was both shocked and slightly turned on when he felt his friend give him a Wet Mike while sitting watching fireworks.
Wet Mike by Soon2boutoforder July 4, 2017

speakulation 

1. when someone with a microphone hijacks the peace and quiet of a public space with unwanted, unintelligible, or superfluous information.
I finally got settled in my seat in the back of the plane. I pulled out my book and began to get back into the complex and entertaining storyline. That is when the "speakulation" began spewing out of the speaker above my head. The flight attendant, then the pilot, then the flight attendant again, over and over every thirty seconds for most of the flight, I was bombarded with unintelligible, and unwanted information that actually hurt my ears to listen to.
speakulation by Fotofly November 27, 2010

Freak Factor 

(Noun) A measure of additional attractiveness to another individual based upon the kinks that person holds.
Malcolm was having a hard time deciding which of his two crushes he was more attracted to. However, once considering the Freak Factor, he realized Arianna was the clear winner.
Freak Factor by _Xayne_ December 13, 2021