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Enache is the name of a man who knew his fate, he was bright and smart but also sneaky, always making deals, but besides that he was hilarious, telling jokes or doing something funny was his way with the people.And lets not forget how angry he is most of the times, he gets angry at anything and makes it a big deal he acts like he wants to destroy the world. But he died, passing the name to generations and generations, now Enache became a surname, every girl and guy being in this family is named after him. And of course every single ome of them has something from that crazy dude.

A term to describe an individual who initially accesses Wikipedia for reference purposes, but after navigating through interesting wiki links finds themselves minus half a day and plus a growing collection of Wikipedia windows; each spanning vastly different topics.

A Jordan is a very honest guy he will talk his mind and is one of the realist out there, If you find one consider your self lucky, don't let him go if you have him because he wont look back

The Bryson is a rather rare species. A narrow, long head creature that contains a larger than usual penis that it uses to destroy hood boogers. The Bryson doesn’t have a high level of intellect as it can’t tell between the offensive and defensive side of the ball. The species is also broke.

A Latvian is essentially a Lithuanian who didn't learn to speak properly.