July 12

it’s the hottest most sexiest girls birthday alive🤩 she intimidating tho.. I love you((:

July 12: It’s Freya Mays birthday!!

July 12 by Virginia Alabama October 29, 2019

pants porpoise

human penis; so called for the in and out action during coitus, supposedly like the breaching and plunging of a dolphin

"Dude. Vera will be swimming with the pants porpoise tonight, bro!"
"Dude! Really?"
"Yup. She's finally giving up that poonanny, dude."
"Right on, dude."

pants porpoise by C.C. Black February 6, 2008

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Love

Something, hopefully, EVERYONE will get to experience. It's the feeling you get when you're with your lover and all you feel is euphoria and you can't hear or see anything but your love.

LOVER: I'm in love.

LOVER2: Me too, no one else matters, but you.

(Passing loveable kisses)

Love by InIRIE May 21, 2009

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clarksburg zombie

One who is out walking the streets at all hrs of the night. usually under the influence of methamphetamine...

Man did you see all the clarksburg zombies at McDonald's and go mart

clarksburg zombie by Zombie hunter 304 January 14, 2022

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Audreena

Usually blames everything she does one her zodiac sign and is very rude

“Audreena was being a huge bitch and said she can’t help it because she a Scorpio”

Audreena by Big dick Henry March 17, 2019

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When you're still incredibly bored and you ran out of ideas, until you came to Urban Dictionary and typed all the numbers 1-20

You:I'm still so bored and I've looked up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, and mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, also qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. But I'm still bored!... Wait (searches- 1234567891011121314151617181920)

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WTFSF

What The Fucking Shit Fuck

WTFSF.... That shit face asshole just rear ended my new Audi!

WTFSF by deesil62 October 19, 2011

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