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An independent land mass off the coast of South-Eastern China whose status remains undetermined. While I wish I could call it a sovereign nation, the TAIWANESE people have not decided their own fate in a referendum in which no mainlander should be allowed to vote.
Taiwan has a progressive government and makes kick-ass computer parts.
Taiwan by jj_frap October 11, 2003
What girls send when they want you sexually and physically but don't want to come out and directly say it
Sarah:⚰😉
Jackson: you could've just told me, you know 😎
⚰😉 by Yolosavagr March 28, 2017

Banana racist

The Banana Racist.
A “banana racist” is that peculiar individual who looks at a perfectly ripe, sunny yellow banana and recoils as if it personally betrayed them. To them, the mere hint of brown spots signals moral decay — a lapse of discipline in the fruit world.

Their allegiance lies firmly with the greener side of the spectrum: firm‑fleshed, tart, bordering on vegetal. These people don’t eat bananas; they judge them.They believe a banana should crunch slightly — as if it isn’t sure whether it’s fruit or vegetable. Offer them a ripe one, and you’ll see disdain flicker in their eyes, the same look sommeliers reserve for boxed wine.

They claim they “just like the texture better,” but deep down, you suspect it’s ideological: an aversion to sweetness masquerading as sophistication.In the grand fruit hierarchy, banana racists are the ascetics — the ones who treat your ripe, sugary snack as moral weakness.

They whisper about firmness and freshness as though they’re debating fine art. The rest of us simply chew and move on.
“Don’t offer Emma that ripe banana — she’s a total banana racist and only eats the green ones.”

“You can tell a banana racist by how quickly they judge your fruit bowl.”

“He calls himself a fitness enthusiast, but really he’s just a banana racist in denial.”

“The office kitchen turned into a war zone once the banana racists demanded a separate shelf for unripe fruit.”

“Banana racists say they prefer ‘firm texture,’ but we all know it’s just an excuse to be contrarian at breakfast.”
Banana racist by ChristianChef January 21, 2026

Westchester County

The people here are stuck up, rich, and constipated. You will find a lot of devout christians and a lot of crazy republicans. It will take a lot of time to find the kind, understanding, smart people here in Westchester. Let's start with Briarcliff Manor. Briarcliff manor is filled with jocks that can finish a pass but not a sentence, girls that know all the different styles of clothing but can't finish an additon problem.
Chappaqua is considered the ghetto of Westchester. Usually the kids here are more ready for the outside world rather than the Briarcliff kids.
Sleepy Hollow is a surreal place, where the white kids are constant war with the Hispanic kids. Drugs are smoked/injected less than 30 feet from the school. They are all rich and buy designer shoes every week.
Girls in general are BITCHES. You can recognize a Westchester Girl by their advertising of their own clothes on their clothes, if that even makes sense. They generally wear Abercrombie/Juicy/Hollister, while exposing small portions of their torso. They talk with a long island accent and drag out their consonants.
Boys act 'Gangsta' and wear their pants on their knees. They think they're black and listen to rap at maximum volume on their Beats headphones. They generally flirt with girls using body contact and smell of sweat and puke, probably from an overdose of non-prescription drugs.
This place is only for idiots, and the non-idiots who are surviving there.
I SURVIVE.
Briarcliff Girl: heeeeyyyy....waaaannaaaaa sssmmoookkeeee...?
Non-Briarcliff person: Why the hell d you drag out your consonants?
Westchester County. Land of idiots.
'Definition is too long'
Westchester County by ChaosThePony October 20, 2012
She always believes she has herpes
She’s such a Jaden.
Jaden by Appaaaaa October 8, 2020
-(Whatever)a phrase used in stating and expressing a whatever attitude.
ah shit son, the kkk took kill bill's chicken noodle away. "Whatevies"
whatevies by Nat Geary November 21, 2006
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