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cumsniping

An action where a person with a penis ejaculates his sperm out of his penis with high velocity and accuracy into their partner's body. Unlike normal ejaculations, this requires an accurate aim similar to a sniper, hence the term "cumsniping."
DAVID: Ohhhhh, I'm gonna cum!
BAE: YES! CUMSNIPE ME! CUMSNIPE ME IN THE MOUTH!
DAVID: The rocket is ready to go cumsniping!
cumsniping by dumped_penguin April 25, 2017

Señoriental 

1. A hybrid of Señor and Oriental.

2. An Oriental who frequently hangs out with Mexicans, and speaks better Spanish than most of them.
Mexican: "Mira que este chino tiene olores de pescado!"
TRANSLATION:(Man, this Oriental stinks like fish!)

Oriental: "Perdon, estuve en el rincon de la concha de tu mama."
TRANSLATION:(Pardon me, I was hanging out in the corner of your mom's vagina.)

MEXICAN: Man, this guy is a regular Señoriental.
Señoriental by TheDrunkard2k September 1, 2010

cuntasaurus 

when some shithead fucks your shit up and then the eggnog nigger comes, used by justin bieber in his song "KKK". Ideally used by the Ku Klux Klan it has been in many kleenex advertisements
You cuntasaurus you spilled my jar of dried sperms.
cuntasaurus by fyndo suckdick November 18, 2020
Awesome powah that cannot be stopped.
I see by this fine BLGT clock (featuring me, Brad!) that it's GO-TIME!
Go-Time by One Ton Angel March 25, 2003
a name for a boy that indicates they are of the sensitive nature; typically likes reading and the arts...a right side of the brain type of person; pulls off the soft boy aesthetic with ease. Has soft slightly curled hair that smells like mint. Wardrobe consists of knitted, oversized sweaters. Is not fragile about their masculinity. Is someone you can go on adventures with or spend the entire day lounging around, Basils have a way of bringing a tender touch of life into any scenario.

After ten years of marriage, still remains the cute husband you met when you were 17. Looks very cute grocery shopping and sorting through the organic market's fresh selection of herbs. Make you love domestic life because as stated earlier, can literally add life to any situation.

If you know a Basil, throw away all preconceived notions and marry him (regardless of your gender).
Girl: My husbando took me to an art museum for our twentieth anniversary. Afterwards, we listened to some lofi pop in cafe while it rained outside.

Girl 2: Cheryl, you guys are 40 but it's sweet you guys still date like teenagers in 2020.
Girl 1: Well my husband is such a Basil. He loves nostalgia and I love him.

Girl 2: Well this explains why your son is named Basil Jr.
Basil by readerimauledhim February 19, 2020

lolbucket 

An expression of extreme laughter ejaculated by a group of people at a certain time over a similar subject.
"And then Pete asked her out, and we had such a lolbucket"

"I don't give a lolbucket!"
n. the language spoken by egotistical or arrogant individuals
Ryan: You know me and how beautiful I am.
Meg: You do realize I dont speak egonese, right?
Egonese by MegoMyEgo January 4, 2009
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