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pitch-a-tent 

to have an erection large enought to lift your trousers to a tent like shape.pitch-a-tent, pitched-a-tent, pitching-a-tent,pitches-a-tent
he loves doing it so much he pitches-a-tent everytime he thinks of it! dont start pitching-a-tent in public! of course he likes porn, i bet he has pitched-a-tent loads of times! damn shes so hot, she makes me pitch-a-tent everytime i see her!
pitch-a-tent by steven desmond January 30, 2007
Is so fucking cute omfg
"Oh my God is that aiden?!"

"Woahhhh he's so cute I can't"

-Quinn's Brain all the time
Aiden by Quinn121609 March 5, 2024
A thing you yank to persuade someone to believe something that is not true, as a joke
"Are you yankin' my pizzle?"
Pizzle by yo_zh March 5, 2025

thegreatestever24

He doesn’t miss and post great content
Thegreatestever24 never missed
thegreatestever24 by Nu5777 February 21, 2021

Activate my fall back game 

To discretely remove oneself from an unfavourable or embarassing situation.
Marisa: I thought Michelle was waving to me, but it was actually Tyrone, I had to activate my fall back game.

furry door knob 

While having anal sex with another man, the man receiving will proceed to twist and clench his asshole in the motion of a door knob.
Shit man Tom gave me a furry door knob last night that fucker needs to shave his anal hair.
furry door knob by BrownieScope March 3, 2011
Jesus Hails Martin. A slogan usually associated with the Joshua Clan (soon to be religion).
Person 1 - “How strong is Joshua?”
Person 2 - “JHM. That’s all you need to know.”
JHM by Nippler August 26, 2021
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