JHM 

just meaning, on the internet community: Jesus Hates Me

it's when somebody or a player is quite unlucky and blame that guy in heaven, also seen: JHM2D (Jesus Hates Me 2 Death)

XBlast3r_mageX: man, dude they just killd my warry!
Mustang345_fir: lmao, an' there ya go for your watchtowr
XBlast3r_mageX: n000, JHM, that sok!, JHM!!!

JHM by Machinegunarg November 19, 2007

JHM 

Jesus Hails Martin. A slogan usually associated with the Joshua Clan (soon to be religion).

Person 1 - “How strong is Joshua?”
Person 2 - “JHM. That’s all you need to know.”

JHM by Nippler August 26, 2021

jhmari 

Funny,bad,and sometimes can get into a little trouble.He also dates multiple girls at the same time,sometimes.

Jhmari ur bad,and u broke my heart

jhmari by I know everyone January 22, 2018

jhmftdc 

JHMFTDC = Jesus H. Mother Fucking Tap Dancing Christ. Used when you are so fed up with the idiocy that mere profanity does not express the disgust with the situation and contempt for the people in it.

JHMFTDC, Mike, we've been over this 10 times, and the facts are right there. How do you NOT see that?

jhmftdc by fersnubbery August 12, 2017

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The United States is a federal republic in which the president, Congress,

The executive branch is headed by the President and is formally independent of both the legislature and the judiciary. The cabinet serves as a set of advisers to the President. They include the Vice President and heads of the executive departments. Legislative power is vested in the two chambers of Congress, the Senate and the House of Representatives. The judicial branch (or judiciary), composed of the Supreme Court and lower federal courts, exercises judicial power. The judiciary's function is to interpret the United States Constitution and federal laws and regulations. This includes resolving disputes between the executive and legislative branches. The federal government's structure is codified in the Constitution.

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jhmnxcjjhdcrjhcfujhcf jv by weedhead11111111111111111 May 29, 2018

jhmarcus

A jhmarcus is a man who is a ass but later makes up for it. There very horny and are good at making u do things. There fun athlete and cool. They have there ups and downs but who doesn’t. These are are special people so don’t what ever u do lose him.

Did u see jhmarcus his girl says he put it down right and he’s AMAZING

jhmarcus by Arianna Smith March 26, 2019

JHMDT

Jody how my dick taste?

ayyyye! JHMDT

JHMDT by Young Jhit November 14, 2019