JHM

just meaning, on the internet community: Jesus Hates Me

it's when somebody or a player is quite unlucky and blame that guy in heaven, also seen: JHM2D (Jesus Hates Me 2 Death)

XBlast3r_mageX: man, dude they just killd my warry!
Mustang345_fir: lmao, an' there ya go for your watchtowr
XBlast3r_mageX: n000, JHM, that sok!, JHM!!!

by Machinegunarg October 31, 2007

JHM

Jesus Hails Martin. A slogan usually associated with the Joshua Clan (soon to be religion).

Person 1 - “How strong is Joshua?”
Person 2 - “JHM. That’s all you need to know.”

by Nippler August 26, 2021