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Urban Dictionary

mackerel fishing 

1.when a woman gets down on her hands and knees, relaxes her anus to the point she can almost breathe out of it. then a man comes along and kicks her dead in the ass.
2. when a man cruises through all the chicks at a party with a goal of sleeping with the smelliest cunt available.
joe: that party was off the hook last night
johnny: i was mackerel fishing there... ended up with some stank ass bitch named amy. wow that was a smelly beef curtain.
joe: at least you got some.
mackerel fishing by baseman151 December 29, 2009

Stevie half shagged 

When you have had sexual intercourse with someone, but they have done a poor/incomplete job
I hope i am never stevie half shagged
1)A fucker.
2)Someone who pisses you off.
3) A jerk.
4) A double poster on forums
1) Let's go kill that fucking noob!!!!!111
2) Holy shit that noob pisses me off.. let's go kill him!
3) I hate noobs.
4) Het look! That noob is double posting! Double posters deserve to die! ~Virtually kicks noob~
noob by Aldoria November 7, 2008
The day you were born, dipshit.
"It's your birthday, they day you were fucking born."
Birthday by Jovialify March 23, 2026
A Kris :) is someone who has a heart of gold. He is super smart, sweet and caring. He is the most handsome guy ever and makes his princess very happy. He is so lovable and dresses so fire. He loves to travel and try new things and loves music. Kris is an angel sent from heaven to make others happy.
Kris by Giulianasolorzano October 12, 2019
Mukaram (Mukarrum)A Arabic originate name and it's a boy name. Mukarrum is a symbol of Honour , Trust, Respect . Mukaram is also refer as mystry . A boy who is Innocent by looks and he's mysterious , Funny at times. Mukarrum is helpful but also a selfish person but only to protect loveones. He's adorable and will only bring happiness to the person he loves . He's short tempered hard to handle . Every girl want a boy like Mukarrum. He can make u laugh he can make u cry but he is someone who will always honest and trustworthy. Mukarrum never depends on anyone even though when he needs someone he will ask for help. You can't understand him. As his name suggest he's mysterious. He love adventures and he make his and his friends life mysterious. He always need someone to stay with but he will never tell. He hide most of things . Mukaram is smart intelligent and interesting person to make friend and choose as life partner.
Lina :- hey samaira I want a guy who's smart interesting and honest.

Samaira :- so it means ur looking for Mukaram
Mukaram by Zayn13 September 17, 2018
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