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Fat Finger Small Phone syndrome
I suffer from ffsps when I try and text ….
Ffsps by Ranchcarpets December 24, 2021
un·dorse /enˈdôrs/ Verb
1. Renege one's public approval or support of.
2. To not recommend (a product) in an advertisement.

Also: Undorsed, Undorsement.
In its latest publicity stunt, the racy teen retailer is offering to pay Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino — the "Jersey Shore" reality show cast member known for showing off his abdominal muscles, to not wear its merchandise. Abercrombie, effectively undorsed The Situation.
undorse by Nabeel S August 21, 2011

roflstiltskin 

1. A crack against the roflchopper and lollerskates.

2. Used derogotively as a way to say somethings funny, but the person doing it is not the reason why.

3. Any event in which someone who has been verbally abused, causes laughter and glee in onlookers.
"Roflstiltskin Batman! The Jokers choking on the Todd Rod. What happens when he gets the Todd Wad?"

"Jimmy is a roflstiltskin of a man..."

vidnapped 

Being forced to watch a video your friend or coworker pulls up.
Will: Why didn't you respond to my call earlier?
Kevin: Janet vidnapped me.
Will: Damn.
vidnapped by Eddmario June 14, 2018
Who spells their name with a k?! also known as a tool, queer, faggot, and other things. To complete the package he has pierced ears and is semi retarted. But hey he is third string QB, so it doesn't matter.
konner
Konner by I hate Konner <33 August 3, 2010
When someone of any gender is forced into any sexual actions. It's not made up, it's real- and to those people putting in their definitions that they want it to happen to them, please understand that if you want it then it is NOT rape. you simply are a masochist. and rapists are sadists.

dumbasses.
Wow did you hear about that guy who raped that 17 year old?

or

Did you see on the news how that 3rd grade teacher raped that little 2nd grader?
rape by lil.bitch November 18, 2017