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Urban Dictionary

On My Dead Homie 

If A Nigga Say “On My Dead Homie” That nigga is lying Please don’t believe that nigga
On My Dead Homie Ian Cheat on Ha Or On My Dead Homie I’ll Boom Yu
On My Dead Homie by Na Bandss March 26, 2023
a lunatic. he is mental. He makes an amazing boyfriend to your best friend. He always cheers her up and makes her happy. Jack always has the best jokes with his girlfriend. He can say the best "Im a savage RARR. I'm a sussy baka ;))" its ALWAYS funny.
Dude 1: Bruh jack is so funny
Jack: IM A SAVAGE RARR SUSSY BAKAAA
Jacks girlfriend: The fuck.
Jack by ilikeyourmumgarglingonmyc0ck September 13, 2021

angry monkey 

the act of tAKING A HUMUNGOUS SHIT AND THROWING IT IN SOME BICHES FACE
aFTER THAT SLUT PISED ME OFF I DECIDED TO GIVE HER AN ANGRY MONKEY
angry monkey by MANNYTEDDY November 5, 2003

Jamhandler 

A word used by idiotic wastes-of-life intended to mean 'a hard man', when in actuality to most people it would appear to be somebody who specialises in fondling fruit preserve.
Lewis Peake: yee dnt mess pal hahaha i no sum rite grippers ye wt u gna do???? haha i dnt mess about me lad ye uno it rite wt u gna do u scrawni lil tit

Me: What?

Lewis Peake: DNT MESS UNO ME LAD YEEE

Me: Sorry pal, I don't know who you are or what it is you think I have done.

Lewis Peake: it funny tht lad cos I NO SUM RITE JAMHANDLERS yee

Me: All I know is you're are a colossal dick head. Or don't you quite understand that? Would you like me to simplify?
In a short sentence: Go fuck yourself.
"to possess an inflated sense of self and experience delusions of grandeur, and to act out on those delusions particularly in public settings
"Don't get all kanye on me"
Kanye by LMD000000 October 27, 2008

supersonic shit 

hard, small caliber shit balls accompanied by copius amounts of flatus. When bearing down to take a shit, the fart gas propels the shit at high speed into the water of the toilet resulting in a wet ass.
Holy shit, I just had a supersonic shit that splashed toilet water all over my ass!
supersonic shit by Kajoe September 7, 2006
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