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Urban Dictionary

A college roommate. An easily scared, highly humorous, wide shouldered creature who enjoys kicking grass and splashing through puddles during the rainy season. Not always graceful, but hanging out always makes for a good time. This animal is highly sensitive to changes in it's environment, such as placing an ottoman in it's den. Take caution around this moose during periods of high stress, such as inclement weather, finals or food shortages, as it tends to be easily agitated during these times. Treat a moose well, and it will be a loyal friend for the rest of your lives.
Allison: I'd like to introduce you to my moose, Kelsey.
Parents: It's nice to meet you. Do you two get along well?
Allison: Yes, she is a great moose! Random roommate selection worked out really well this time!
Moose by Symphony210812 May 27, 2012

Unfocused Procrastinator 

What you must be considering that you are searching for this instead of doing something more productive. Typically due to lack of focus and being easily distracted.
Mom: Dave, are you writing your essay?
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:

Jonghyun 

A beautiful person that will forever be missed.
Person 1: I'll miss you Jonghyun you did well I'm proud of you

Person 2: sleep well up in heaven

Person 3: *gross sobbing in the corner*
Jonghyun by Tai B January 23, 2018
Sluts. Promiscuous females. Ashley Reardon.
Slutey by Anonymous June 25, 2003

buckshit 

Explosive diarrhea which leaves the anus in a pattern very similar to a spray of buckshot.
1. I better get to a toilet before I spray y'all with buckshit.

2. That baby's buckshit just annihilated her diaper!
buckshit by boneur_a_petite July 31, 2025

Stacephobia 

The fear of getting Stacy in total drama roblox

This is a real phobia that had caused many serious issues ...
You NEVER want to get Stacy in this game or you WILL get bullied below is a real situation that has indeed happened
"Omg I wonder who ima get todayyyy"
"Ok lemme jump and type in chat to see who I got-"
"Is that STACY are you having a bloody laugh my stacephobia cant do this no more are you mad are you mental are you crazy nahhh I can't do this Willie wanka shit"
'Instantly dies'
Stacephobia by LETS GO 🦅 October 14, 2023
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