Definitions by boneur_a_petite

twips

n. the labia majors of the human, and other primates, female vagina.

"If you don't stop mouthing off to me, you'll get a swift backhand across the twips."

twips by boneur_a_petite September 30, 2026

Cumtainer

a receptacle, living or not, for holding, protecting, or transporting sperm.

1. "Hey, Bob, allow me to introduce you to my cumtainer. We just got married last week."

2. "Will you please hand me the cumtainer out of the freezer?"

Cumtainer by boneur_a_petite November 23, 2025

buckshit 

Explosive diarrhea which leaves the anus in a pattern very similar to a spray of buckshot.

1. I better get to a toilet before I spray y'all with buckshit.

2. That baby's buckshit just annihilated her diaper!

buckshit by boneur_a_petite July 31, 2025

Blogina 

A bloody vagina at the peak of its monthly phase.

"HEYYY!!! Get that blogina off my clean sofa!!

Blogina by boneur_a_petite July 3, 2025

Twattoo 

Modernized form of the traditional,"trampstamp". Instead of on a woman's lower back, it's located on or very near the vagina.

"Wow, did you see her twattoo? Should probably send Lewis and Clark up in that before messing with it."

Twattoo by boneur_a_petite June 30, 2025