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Urban Dictionary

Simpbait 

A conventionally attractive character in a piece of media that exists solely to attract simps, therefore increasing leverage for the piece of media.
Person 1: *character* from *show* is so hot!
Person 2: They're literally just simpbait.
Simpbait by FlaskOfAmmonia September 14, 2022

Sickle It 

Verb: To do something right until the very end and then fuck it up
Aww man, the cubs Sickled It this season!

Ben has done well in SciFi so far, I hope he doesn't Sickle It by failing his final.
Sickle It by MahanySciFi May 30, 2013
another term used for Shit
'you are walking and you fall over' "bloody SHOWZER!"
Showzer by Mkaywest December 29, 2007

First Fuck 

A First Fuck is the first time a guy gets his cherry busted.
My First Fuck was when I was twelve years old - it was my older teen-age cousin, but I told him to stop because it felt like I was going to poop!
First Fuck by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

Horizontal Life 

N: a synonym for sex life. More commonly used for women who more commonly lay horizontally during sex.
"Did you read Chelsea Handler's book My Horizontal Life? It's a collection of her one night stands"
Horizontal Life by jembert January 7, 2010
a quarter ounce of cocaine or freebase (*freebase being white crack with NO colors*) crack is all different colors of the rainbow because of the different colors of under the sink products they mix in with the cocaine and the baking soda . . . so green windex and blue windex will give you blue crack rocks . and the green crack rocks of (*crack*) NOT freebase or (*white cvrack*) so when you buy a quarter ounce of the green crack its called 7up. and then the term 7up was started being used for other drugs like weed because its green and 7 grams is a quarter ounce . so it quickly became any drug that comes in ounces or grams being labelled 7up when you buy a quarter ounce . but it origninated like that . . haha your welcome
example : im finna spot a busdown after this 7up my dude . . . or . . i need 1 more 7up bro . . i know i know . i should have just bought a half ounce . but i didnt have all the money brah . and actually i wanted a whole OZ but my girls baby bonus dont come in till a few days . .but maybe you can front 1 more 7up . . cmon brotha . .you know im good for it . . or bro im flipping keys like a janitor baby started from the getty copn a 7up brah that waS 6 months ago im finna cop a foreign fr fr
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