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1.Linux' Bitch...Just kidding..he.he..he..You kidding me? Haven't you heard of the Blue Screen Of Death...maybe not. THE BEST OPERATING SYSTEM EVER...NOT...YES..NOT...YES>NOT...so YES
2. When fucking an exceptionally hot girl/guy, to shove your pole suddenly into them and taking it out fast, see the result hymen
1- "Winux/Lindows, best operating system over."
2- "I m gonna do a Windows on you, Bitch"
Windows by Proud to be Gay October 27, 2003

zest quest

Guys it’s a Zest Quest
zest quest by Madmansass October 29, 2023

JAHSEH ONFROY

Jahseh Onfroy is a popular rapper. Although he died June 18 2018. He will never be forgotten.

His rap name is XXXTENTACION.
He has a son named GEKYUME.

A lot of people who say x is trash, usually dont know ANYTHING about him. Their only comeback is "bruh, x is trash. He hit is pregnant girlfriend" we all know Geneva lied about that shit so get your facts straight before you start hating on other people. Anyway...
Idk what else to say so bye. #LLJ🕊
Person 1: hey you know that rapper triple x?

Person 2: he'll yeah! Thats JAHSEH ONFROY.

person 1: bruh that nigga trash... He beat up his pregnant girlfriend

Person 2: Vro shut yo stupid ass up pussy nigga

Owen Gray 

A man that can and will take your girl if you can't find the clit
Did you see the tongue on Owen Gray?
Owen Gray by NoWay13000 October 6, 2021
One of the best T.V. shows I've seen. It's about solving murder cases, but they show you how they do it.

Angela Montenegro is the artist and face reconstructor. She can take a skull and build the right face for it. She designed something that projects holograms which makes it easier to reconstruct faces and recreate crime scenes.

Zack Addy was my favorite character.Then he started working for a cannibalistic murderer. Everything had to be logical for him, and what the cannibal was doing logically made sense to him. He was sent to a mental institution.

Temperance "Bones" Brennan is a forensic anthropologist. Much like Zack, everything is logical. She is one of those people who are so smart, she doesn't get the obvious like jokes or emotions.

Seeley Booth is Brennan's FBI partner. You might recognize him as Angel from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He gave Bones her nickname. Even though it's obvious that he and Bones like each other, they refuse to accept it.

Camille Saroyan is the boss of them all. She is the pathologist. She and Booth had a relationship, but it didn't last that long.

Jack Hodgins is the bug and slime guy. His job is to identify any insects or strange substances found on remains.He and Angela date, breakup, date again, and eventually marry. He and Zack always did the strangest science experiments.

Lance Sweets is a psychologist who nobody takes seriously because of his age. He has a girlfriend named Daisy. Daisy is verrrrry ditzy.
Booth: What are you trying to do?
Bones: Blackmail you.
Booth: Blackmail a federal agent.
Bones: Yes.
Booth: I don't like it.
Bones: I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to.
Booth: Fine. You're in.

Angela: I think Booth likes you. God, if I were you, I'd buy a ticket on that ride.

*yelling over the music*
Bones: It’s so tribal.
Angela: Don’t say tribal, sweetie.
Bones: Why? Oh, because of all the black people?

*an argument has started over Bones' use of the word "tribal"*
Girl: No, fool. She's using Descartes' philosophy to say she's down with the music.
Other Girl: Who you calling a fool, fool? *fight breaks out*

Bones: Zack, get a driver to take you over to Greenbelt Park. I want you to take pictures of the area where the body was, ground covering, paved areas.
Booth: Why does he need a driver?
Zack: *embarrassed* I can't drive.
Booth: You’re a genius who can’t drive?
Zack: If you know what I know about con-structural design, you wouldn’t drive either.
Bones by Invader Jenna January 16, 2011

cool jizzero 

Basically, this is when you haven't jizzed in a really long time, than you would carve a pocket pussy out of a block of ice, you just use it a pocket pussy. You transfer the could jizz into a glass and fill it with a pinch of salt and a bit of lemon, this is one special cocktail.
-barman: what do you want, first cocktail on the house.

-Woman: I'll have one cool jizzero please.

-barman: Okay it could take some time tho, we don't have one pre-made. So could you just stay here and I'll show you how to make one
cool jizzero by _the ar October 25, 2019

Locket3X 

Locket3X is a variety YouTuber who is known for his funny chill videos on apex and known for his high kill games on apex
Locket3X is a good YouTuber
Locket3X by Recces puffs July 12, 2022
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