burnsey

A waterpipe cone consisting primarily of tobacco with very little cannabis present. Originated from The Simpsons episode where Monty Burns appears holding a waterpipe, stating that he had only been smoking 'harmless tobacco smoke'.

Linc was running out of weed, so he'd been hammering down the burnseys all evening. It gave him quite a head spin.

burnsey by Cnil August 28, 2009

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perfect stranger

Someone who is an expert in giving themselves The Stranger; A method where you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then masturbate giving the allusion that it is someone else's hand. This is only performed by the most skilled who have perfected The Stranger, usually a lonely prick who beats off a lot. When using your left its a Cousin Larry and when using your right its a Balki

Pat & Peter said they were so lonely last night that they gave themselves a couple of Perfect Strangers. Pat said he was Balki and Peter I guess was Cousin Larry

perfect stranger by G-Money55 February 27, 2008

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Pastor Brag

When a Pastor sneaks something they should or shouldn't be bragging about into a sermon, photo caption, or conversation. Most commonly used as #pastorbrag.

Pastor: Yeah we're going on a four week vacation to Hawaii. Our friends hooked us up with a legit place to stay too, it's where Jimmy Fallon stays when he's on vacation, and where George Clooney spent his second honeymoon.

Friend of Pastor: Whoa dude, that's kinda a Pastor Brag. You should be more humble about your blessings brother.

Pastor Brag by usercompany May 3, 2017