Where you want to make a statement with a great cocktail with your wife or girlfriend. Mix up 1 shot vodka, 1/2hot vermouth, 1 tsp olive brine. Shake with crushed ice. Whip out your cock and straddle over glass whilst pouring mixture.

Pour must be done in the presence of your significant other for full effect. Options are to dip cock into the drink and serve drops to partner.

When you take a picture (alone or with others) and you can't see your self because your too dark

The most cancerous man made, cam in both a Time Machine and partial execrator, creator of all know universes other then the first creator of the SOUR CÉÂM.

Ps. House burnt down cus he’s a shitter pedo 👍🏻

A smell produced by the scrotum. By touching their hand to it and smelling their hand, men can smell it themselves.
All men do it, but none would admitt it: it's a guy thing.
The only person who enjoys the smell of furmunda is the guy who produces it.

1. People who drink fluoridated water.

2. Anyone who is stupid and has no common sense.

The Male CelestialRain