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Self Uteral Destruction 

When a female (more commonly young less experienced stupid chick) does or knowingly lets others do freaky

stuff with her vaginal regions that could potentially cause harm. Generally sexual in nature. In most cases alcohol or other recreational drugs could be involved.
“Becky needs to chill out! There’s a difference between A one night stand and sleeping with the whole bar plus there mom too! It’s like she’s stuck in Self Uteral Destruction mode....”

Qwerasdfzxcvtgbyhnuiopjkm

When your so terribly bored at school you type 4 letters of each row, then go up to down twice, and go straight for the rest, true boredom, only searched after every variation of qwerty
Timmy: “Hey, I’m bored what do I do?”
Jimmy: “Search up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!”
Timmy: “Already did,”
Jimmy: “Then do it’s backwards,”
Timmy: “Did that eariler.”
Jimmy: “Hmmm..”
Jimmy: “How about qwertyasdfghzxcvbnujmikop?”
Timmy: “Oh sure?”
*nothing*

Timmy: “Just one urban dictionary page and nonsense,”
Jimmy: “Try Qwerasdfzxcvtgbyhnuiopjkm“
Timmy: “I’m super bored so why not.
Another word for marijuana. Used because of what smokers do after hitting some good marijuana
A smoker takes a puff and says "oooweee" dis sum good shit
oooweee by Eazy El May 19, 2008
Currently, a popular trend or stereotype.
Majorly based on teenaged lifestyle and to be "SCENE" you must conform to the following things:-

1. MYSPACE
- With usually a tweaked default layout
- Having graphics such as diamonds, Gloomy Bear or guns in your About Me section
- Having over a thousand MySpace friends
- Being part of all the elite perfection groups. (Eg. Perfection Dolls)
- Having dozens of majorly photoshoped photos of yourself
- Your MySpace display name consisting of your amount of friends, perfection groups and some lame "Scene name". Eg- Chris Chaos {VIP/PD/AP} {10.5k+}

2. APPEARANCE
FEMALES:
- MUST have "mullet" like or "choppy" hair with either a block or side fringe and having random fluro colours in your hair, with extensions. Hair must have LOTS of volume and create a BIG effect.
- Usually hair is accessoried with a million hair clips, bows or headbands worn around the middle section of your forehead
- Wears bright neon eyeshadow with fake eyelashes and an over load of blush. Or outlines eyes with eyeliner to give an "Asian eyed" look.
- Wears skinny leg jeans in either black or bright colours with 2+ studded belts or suspenders. Also must have childish bags with either vintage or band t-shirts and an overdose of jewellery. Wears either converse, vans or flats.
- Usually has a septum or monroe piercing.

MALES:
- Hair is usually "emo like" but choppy. Can be spiked up or worn down. Usually top of male's hair is spiked. Multiple colours for guys are optional.
- Bandanas are usually worn around the head, wrist and placed in their pocket.
- Usually has snakebites.
- Males too, wear tight jeans (Usually black in colour) with a studded blet. Band t-shirts are a must, same with either vans or converse.
- Ears are usually stretched.
- "Gangsta" hats worn with "Gangsta" hoodies are a must wear too.

3. INTERESTS:
- Any metal band. Drop Dead, Gorgeous or The Devil Wears Prada are common favoured metal bands. "Scene Kids" are always craving music.
- Guns, Gloomy Bear, Hello Kitty, Diamonds, Knucklebusters, Blood, Grunge are examples of what a typical Scene Kid's interests are. These things usually appear in Scene Kid's photos and are placed everywhere on their MySpace page.
- Must own a Sidekick
- Celebrities such as Audrey Kitching and Jeffree Star are examples of celebrities that Scene Kids truly admire. Comments are usually posted on these celebrities' MySpace pages sayings things such as - "OMG, I LOVE YOU! YOU'RE MY HERO! REPLY BACK!""

..And I think you get the point.
Scene Kids aren't that complicated as they all seem to copy one off another yet what amuses me is they all claim to be "original", yet they clearly are not.
Examples of Scenesters:
Audrey Kitching, Jeffree Star, Lauren Watts, Geoffrey Paris, Hannah Beth, Gregory Von James, Izzy Hilton, DaniiGore, Kiki Kannibal, Dakota Rose... blah blah blah.
SCENE by Glamourcide December 25, 2007
A beaner who pretends to be italian
another word for poser.
Bavaro by damienrass October 30, 2008

Catch fire 

A more polite way of saying "go to hell".
Amy: You can't do anything right

Jenna: go catch fire!

Amy: I won't catch fire; I'm not the one who stole the money from Todd

Jenna: You'll catch fire alright; you helped me steal it.

Todd: Catch fire, you thief!
Catch fire by zeoredd June 5, 2013

hate rice 

A reference to a tweet in which @Scilla_xx does an "experiment" in which she says nice things at one jar of rice and hateful things at another for 30 days and allegedly found that the hate rice had turned soggy. It has since become a meme, primarily on Twitter.
I've had a really tough day of work and I need to get some anger out so my hate rice is really gonna get it tonight.
hate rice by jtrynlds September 29, 2018
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