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When your so terribly bored at school you type 4 letters of each row, then go up to down twice, and go straight for the rest, true boredom, only searched after every variation of qwerty
Timmy: “Hey, I’m bored what do I do?”
Jimmy: “Search up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!”
Timmy: “Already did,”
Jimmy: “Then do it’s backwards,”
Timmy: “Did that eariler.”
Jimmy: “Hmmm..”
Jimmy: “How about qwertyasdfghzxcvbnujmikop?”
Timmy: “Oh sure?”
*nothing*
Timmy: “Just one urban dictionary page and nonsense,”
Jimmy: “Try Qwerasdfzxcvtgbyhnuiopjkm“
Timmy: “I’m super bored so why not.
Jimmy: “Search up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!”
Timmy: “Already did,”
Jimmy: “Then do it’s backwards,”
Timmy: “Did that eariler.”
Jimmy: “Hmmm..”
Jimmy: “How about qwertyasdfghzxcvbnujmikop?”
Timmy: “Oh sure?”
*nothing*
Timmy: “Just one urban dictionary page and nonsense,”
Jimmy: “Try Qwerasdfzxcvtgbyhnuiopjkm“
Timmy: “I’m super bored so why not.
by theqwertyman February 23, 2026
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Jimmy: “Hey Timmy! You still bored?”
Timmy: “Yea.”
Jimmy: “Try 12345-“
Timmy: “I’ve tried everything.”
Jimmy: “everything?”
Timmy: “Everything.”
Jimmy: “…”
Timmy: “I know,’
Jimmy: “That’s it, everything,”
Bob: “Everything?-“
Jimmy: “A lil late buddy,”
Bob: “Awh, I’ll go search qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm then,”
Jimmy: “Have fun,- Anyways, type. Everything.”
Timmy: “The word everything.?”
Jimmy: “No, EVERYTHING. EVERY THING.”
Timmy: “Every letter and number-?”
Jimmy: “Everything.”
Timmy: “Ohhh.”
Jimmy: “Try it.”
Timmy: “So search qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890@#$&*()'"%-+=/;:,.!?€£¥_^{}§|~…\<>ŵėēẽęěêèéëřþțťÿýŷųűūũůǔûùúüıīĩįǐîìíïőõøœōǒôòóöąăåãæāǎâàáäšșßşśďðğġħķľłļżźžčçćċņñńň°‰•–—≠≈¡¿”
Jimmy: “Yea.“
Timmy: “Still nothing, just a blank page,”
Jimmy: “You got to be fu-“
Timmy: “I’ll make a urban dictionary page about it where people can add their own definitions but probably won’t ever,”
Timmy: “Yea.”
Jimmy: “Try 12345-“
Timmy: “I’ve tried everything.”
Jimmy: “everything?”
Timmy: “Everything.”
Jimmy: “…”
Timmy: “I know,’
Jimmy: “That’s it, everything,”
Bob: “Everything?-“
Jimmy: “A lil late buddy,”
Bob: “Awh, I’ll go search qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm then,”
Jimmy: “Have fun,- Anyways, type. Everything.”
Timmy: “The word everything.?”
Jimmy: “No, EVERYTHING. EVERY THING.”
Timmy: “Every letter and number-?”
Jimmy: “Everything.”
Timmy: “Ohhh.”
Jimmy: “Try it.”
Timmy: “So search qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890@#$&*()'"%-+=/;:,.!?€£¥_^{}§|~…\<>ŵėēẽęěêèéëřþțťÿýŷųűūũůǔûùúüıīĩįǐîìíïőõøœōǒôòóöąăåãæāǎâàáäšșßşśďðğġħķľłļżźžčçćċņñńň°‰•–—≠≈¡¿”
Jimmy: “Yea.“
Timmy: “Still nothing, just a blank page,”
Jimmy: “You got to be fu-“
Timmy: “I’ll make a urban dictionary page about it where people can add their own definitions but probably won’t ever,”
by theqwertyman February 23, 2026
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tick: *tick noises*
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