Lamp

When you are so friendzoned that you dont Get looked at like boy/girlfriendmaterial. You become so unsexualized.

James: Have you heart it?
Allan:No, what is it?
James: Oliver became a lamp yesterday.
Allan: Oh s*it

Lamp by TheCheeseseller March 6, 2018

Rebal

Call you “best friend” but also treats you like shit. He doesn’t know your name but will randomly calls you “Patricia”. Loves deep voices of Tik Tok boys.

Rebal: *Ding* compliment me, I'm here, I'm posing. I'm literally posing in the intro for you. I wanna look good for you. I see you, you know and I get excited. You know like I get butterflies. I think to myself "Ima look good today!" So I pick a nice tight little outfit. *turns to you with disgust* *action music starts* WHAT IS THIS??! WHAT IS THIS?? IM OUT HERE TRYING MY BEST, TRYING HARD, I'M TRYING TO LOOK GOOD FOR YOU. WHAT IS THIS?? No bestie nooo, you like like you's about to walk to the gas station and buy yourself a biscuit! What is this?? Bestie from Wish! Walmart bestie!

Rebal by Noob Kami August 26, 2021