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This girl is very nice but can be very loud and sociable but can be very anxious at times. She is probably part of the LGBTQ+ community even if she doesn’t know it yet. She has most likely died her hair and wherever you are, you will always hear her yelling UR MOM!
You: Who is that crackhead over there?
Friend: Oh, that’s Elyse, she’s actually really nice if you get to know her.
You (to Elyse): What are you doing?
Elyse: UR MOM!!!
Elyse by mylifeisruined November 23, 2021
un-scientific wild-assed guess
As this is a USWAG, any info or consideration you can lend to this would be appreciated!
uswag by JonCRX May 4, 2005
The act of a man hitting another man in the face with his male genitalia and the man hit with the penis in the face enjoying it
“I want to shmenk you” he says to his boyfriend

“I want you to Shmenk me” the boyfriend says to his boyfriend
Shmenk by Jumpingdefiner March 26, 2026
What someone responds with when they don’t care about what you have to say.
Me: Hey, I just got into a car accident!!
Them: tragic
Me: ...
Tragic by Gem8690 October 21, 2019

Tropical Flush 

A mixture of bodily fluids (urine + semen) mixed together to form a cocktail of juices in the arse.
“It was so good I gave her a tropical flush last night!”
Tropical Flush by JimCath7 December 20, 2018

Systemic Sclerosis

Autoimmune, inflammatory condition causing body tissues to essentially thicken. Also known as Diffuse Scleroderma. There is commonly skin involvement, but in subtypes like Sine Scleroderma only internal manifestations are seen.

(Not to be confused with its less severe counterpart, Limited Cutaneous Systemic Sclerosis aka CREST Syndrome)
"The imaging for Sideroom 3 is back, seems his LCSS is flaring up."
"Wait, wasn't Systemic Sclerosis our main differential?"
"Yes but there was no indication of internal organ involvement on the scans."

Leafy Turtle Rock

A kind of person who is very shy and camoflagues themselves and their emotions.
Dear God Vicky Forsyth Smith is such a leafy turtle rock.

Elwin the Leafy turtle rock can be so annoying when she wont talk.
Leafy Turtle Rock by Elwinrockz December 15, 2009
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