Kwamit originated in the USA 16th century when a young man named Henry Seedcave mis-pronounced the name Kermit. He was laughed at, and people from then on went on to call him Kwamit. You could say

When one man (or woman) gets on their hands and knees and inserts a funnel into their butthole as another pours milk down the tube into their ass. After this point the milk chugger will have to shit and diarrhea will fly out of the funnel backwards creating a reverse slip-n-slide.

Put it in my p***y

probably better than goat totally better.
also, imbossgirl in cringe
get real
wait Kenny is reading this?

Sila

True Player Thursdays: This is the night when the real players come out to play. They don't go out on Friday or Saturday nights because of the risk factor of being sprung is too high to manage and often intricate disguises are required on those days. There may be less prey around on Thursdays but those that are out in the open are either slow moving, easily confused by the flashy shirts or just can't count up to the number of drinks consumed.