Pasty Pal

A pasty pal is the accumulation of a minimum of 8hrs of ass-sweat mixed with a failed “quick wipe” after a hurried poop.

I had to get this jog in right after I crapped on the toilet. Now I gotta shower and get rid of this pasty pal.

Pasty Pal by TacoBangBang March 7, 2021

Single-ply

Cheap. Second-rate.

White-trash, trailor-park quality.

Refers to most anything made and imported from China/Taiwan.

Uncle Kenny is single-ply. He would only let Aunt Darlene buy Strawberry Suave $1 shampoo, and would never eat out unless it was two-for-one, all-you-can-eat, early-bird special.

That bitch was all decked out in some single-ply bling from the Dollar Tree.

That was one single-ply wedding reception with easy-cheese on ritz and a dollar dance to pay for the honeymoon at the Comfort Inn & Suites.

Single-ply by sctopshelf January 31, 2010

rusty kangaroo

When you're doing anal with a 280+ pound women (reverse cowgirl specifically) and you pull her fupa up, stick your cock in, slap the fupa down and bust. That my friend is a rusty kangaroo, store it in the pouch.

I picked up this Heffer from the bar, she taught me the rusty kangaroo... if she ain't 280 she ain't a lady.

rusty kangaroo by XXXINSD June 19, 2022

McClinton

When your date spills a Big Mac on you, leaving "Special Sauce" stains at inappropriate places on your clothing. The name relates to the Clinton-Lewinski scandal where presidential semen stains were found on Lewinski's clothing. You are not having sexual relations with this burger.

Jessica reckons the stain on her blouse is from a McClinton, but I think she was getting dirty with Hunter!

McClinton by Xaturn February 27, 2010

Helen Keller

Other then these stupid definitions here whatever the hell they mean, Helen Kellen was a woman who was blind and deaf since she was nineteen months of age which could have started by some kind of Scarlett fever. Annie Sullivan was the teacher to brake through her isolation, like in the movie the miracle worker which is based on her true story. She campaigned for woman's suffrage,workers' rights, and socialism. Was born June 27 1880 and lived to June 1st 1986.

Helen Keller was a great historical person and she was really blind and deaf and achieved a lot through out her life.

Helen Keller by browngirlsdonttakebs January 22, 2009

MTR

MTR stands for "Mass Transit Railway" which is a popular transportation in Hong Kong. It is like London underground. Travellers like taking it to go sight-seeing and shopping around.

The website of MTR:
http://www.mtr.com.hk/

You can cross the Victoria Harbour by MTR.

MTR by Ajer! July 30, 2008

swaggeriffic

you are so swag and cool and the best person ever. you are filled with swag and amazing energy

person a: yo are you friends with michael
person b: no why should i be
person a: ughhj!?!?!?! they are swaggeriffic

swaggeriffic by j3cks0n December 30, 2020

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