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Freeclaming 

Going without panties, said of a female, so called because her pussy (aka clam) is free and unencumbered. A similar expression is "going commando," which can be used of either a male or female without underwear, but is more often used of a male.
"Freeclaming: A lot of girls like to secretly freeclam in the summer, but those who are caught are labeled a slut forever"
Freeclaming by Muff divah October 13, 2011

Silence of the Lambs 

When a guy is masturbating in front of a girl that's passed out, you ejaculate in your hand and throw it in her face to get her attention.
I tried everything, even a Silence of the Lambs to get these passed out drunk chicks on the bus at Bonnaroo to wake up and leave.

Ignignockt 

One of the coolest mother fuckers on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. A mooninite. Can often be spotted with Err dickin around and making trouble, but it's damn funny.
Ignignockt: Err, get as much porn as you can carry. And grab the other end of this dresser. Hurry, before he thaws.
Err: Man, you gotta check this out.
Meatwad: Oh, yeah, baby. That's a neat car she's washing. You think that's a straigt six?
Err: I think I have a straigt six.
Ignignockt: Ooh, Err, your sexual innuendo is priceless.
Ignignockt by Crys May 18, 2004
I hate them
Reasonable Person: bro did you see that bunch of MEN over there? What a bunch of MEN thats gross
Men by seventeenyears June 1, 2022
This is an acronym for I Am On The Floor Rolling
This is so funny that IAOTFR
IAOTFR by Hilarious Joe August 22, 2022

battlefield 1942 

What is with all the Germans that play this game?

It's like 60% krouts, 20% Americans, and 20% other.
Pvt. Parts: someone get a medic over here!

Sgt. Balls: i need an engineer asap

Superfightermanboy (GER): loflmao schess schiess schess schussen

Sgt. Balls: fucking krout
battlefield 1942 by come to pappa January 19, 2005
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