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Stands for "fecal management system" in the hospital. It is a tube stuck up the anus of someone in the hospital if they are not capable of asking for a bedpan when they need. Used as something derogatory to call a person you don't like by hospital workers.
"I hate that bitch, she is such a FMS."
FMS by SamanthaEmily February 28, 2008

Hipster fight 

When mean looks are not enough, hipsters engage in verbal fights, trying to make the other person feel stupid. The most common hipster fight is when someone cuts in front of a hipster at a concert.
I saw this awesome hipster fight at the Wilco show when these girls pushed their way to the front row.
Hipster fight by paavopetie May 16, 2008

Children of Bodom 

A Finnish Melodic Death Metal band who were brilliantly awesome with the unique entwining of guitar and keyboard solos. Until one day they met the representatives of MTV. They decided to destroy all their melodic nature (except for the keyboard) and replaced it with cold, tinny, muddy, industrial sound. This appealled to the teenagers with severe surplus of angst, a.k.a almost ALL teenagers, and made megabucks from them.

CoB were brilliant back in the day, but since Are You Dead Yet they're not up to the same standard. Some may blame this on their attempt to lose their Power Metal image, but lost their last remnants of songwriting talent instead.

Oh well, back to Kalmah.
Metalhead A - "Do you like Children of Bodom?!"

Metalhead B - "Ehh. I suppose they're okay now. Still prefer Kalmah".
Children of Bodom by Tordah February 17, 2009
someone who likes basketball and piano, hates homework and likes to watch anime, also single for life.
Hi Boms!
Boms by \(' -')/ November 23, 2021

Leaf people 

People who have extremely prominent veins on their arms and hands making them look like leaves. This can disturb and cause discomfort in some people
"Look at those guys I love their veins."
"Are you serious?"
"Yeah don't you like it?"
"They're leaf people, carol."
Leaf people by Ilovekimtaehyung September 2, 2017

Gon-Wanker 

A person who thinks they are of sporting excellence and believe they are the manager but are in fact a wanna-be, annoying little prick
He was a right gon-wanker t football yesterday.
Gon-Wanker by DarkLord7 December 5, 2014
a hardcore drug that is anally absorbed
That ticker will get you high like a biker's speed.
ticker by 10239172901319ejwgf February 8, 2014
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