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belly dancing grandma

“oh u silly belly dancing grandma!!”

Dalai Lama Tongue 

Eeggh no don't suck it! 🤢
Dalai Lama "Come. Demonstrate your... Um... fortitude?... Yes! Fortitude. Demonstrate your monkly fortitude and suck my tongue." 🥵

Hym "Ew WHAT!? No, dawg! The fuck is you talkm bout? I ain't about suck no Dalai Lama Tongue!"

Dalai Lama 😡 "Fine! I'll get the little boys to do it!"

Hym "YOU'LL WHAT!? Ooooh maaan! I... Wow! I don't even know what to do here! Do... Do we, like, arrest him? Arrest the Dalai Lama? Is that allowed!? I... Egh! I'm lost here. I don't know what to do about this."

Dalai Lama "Our culture-"

Hym "No motherfucker, no! That ain't a 'culture.' Miss me with that shit. Damn... Just... Just get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"

Dalai Lama "I'm the Dalai Lama! You can't-"

Hym "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!"
Dalai Lama Tongue by Hym Iam April 11, 2023

tleeping 

Sleeping at a point of complete exhaustion
Tleeping is the holy water of sleeping bro I tleeped so hard last night after partying for 7 days straight
tleeping by Beezy12343 January 15, 2020

Class bitch 

Person in the class that always does errands for the teacher or class to get on their good side, but usually faking it because they'd never do it for no reward
Teacher: Sally can you bring me the tissues 1 foot in front of me?
Sally: hell no
*Jessie runs up and hands tissues*
Jessie: here you go!
Teacher: remind me to give you extra credit for that Jessie
Jessie: sure thing, i'll scrub your toes later
Sally: wtf.. what a class bitch
Class bitch by Devourox October 16, 2008
When you're peaking on adderall, usually during about a 6-13 hour "trip" that has no real "high" but warps your perception, makes you extremely energetic, makes the idea of eating completely disgusting, and you sit there and talk for hours on end as the hours meld together.
*insert random adderall rant here*
I'm totalllllllllly bombing dude!!!!
*insert random adderall rant here*

You know you're bombing when a nice sitdown of calculus sounds like a wonderful idea. So much yummy math!

That kid sitting over there totally talking that guy's ear off is bombing hard man!!
Bombing by project2chaos March 13, 2010

odd nosdam 

A member of anticon produced the groundbreaking record, self-titled record of cLOUDDEAD. Known for his use of drums.
the rapper
odd nosdam by Reid March 8, 2004
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