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Emosexual - Noun. Refers to a person of any gender who can only become sexually aroused in the presence of whining. Telltale signs include: all black ensemble, heavy white make-up covering up as well as contributing to a LOT of acne, facial piercings, eyeball piercings, genital piercings, anal piercings, etc. The more painful the location of the piercing, the more likely you have found an emosexual. In the wild the emosexual is often found listening to wrist-cutting music in her suburban home, going to wrist-cutting musical performances, and talking about how all emosexuals are better than everyone smarter, prettier and with better social skills than they have.

Emosexual hair generally looks designed to get its wearer pummeled by jocks, sociopaths, and basically any person within viewing range with any sense of aesthetic decency.

There is no known medical cure for the emosexual, however therapies that have succeeded in the past include: maturing emotionally past the age of eight, getting a reasonably well-paying job after college and turning into a yuppie, and successful wrist-cutting.
*A seventeen year old boy sits at a table in the cafeteria. His face is covered in pancake makeup. He writes with heavy tears streaming down his acne-scarred, piercing-riddled face*

Guy 1: Woah, man. What's wrong with that guy? Did his dog get shot?
Guy 2: Oh him? His parents bought him an iphone for Christmas and paid for the Prince Albert he wanted. He said he's writing deep existential poetry about how his life feels empty now that he can't complain about his parents.
Guy 1: Fucking emosexuals.
emosexual by Timmy Gunderson February 26, 2011

sweet lucy 

I smoked me some sweet lucy.
sweet lucy by ZOMFGparker February 8, 2007
Name given to one exhibiting qualities characteristic of one suffering from the genetic disorder Trisomy-21(Down's Syndrome). A retard, or, if the person has only been tarded once, a tard. Also, one who is especially ugly and/or shows extreme signs of stupidity.
"Man, Trisomy is one ugly dude. He's not too bright either. He looks like he gets punched in the face every morning after eating a bowl of Frosted Stupid-O's."
trisomy by Whodat11 July 24, 2008

Plexiotomy 

Having a piece of plexiglass inserted into ones abdomen to make seeing the world possible due to the head being that far up one's ass.
Plexiotomy by Anotherdaysucks September 27, 2004

mushy jaw 

When someone is high and can't stop moving their jaw, and lips
Dennis aka Denny philly boy was on the phone texting Tara and he had very bad mushy jaw.
mushy jaw by Dennyphillyboy January 3, 2017

Rikesh's apple juice

What kind of apple juice are you drinking? Well I am drinking Rikesh's apple juice.
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