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Urban Dictionary

Half Sex 

The act of 'full sex' but stopping halfway through without either person having an orgasm.
A quickie behind the mall in your car would be considered "half sex"
Half Sex by HalfSex man March 8, 2009
1. Slang for asshole.

2. One who is completely consumed with oneself but can get whatever he wants and get away with whatever he wants. Known for dating woman to use their rich parents. Usually an alcoholic.
Dude! that barnell just took my dog and punted it into the ocean!

Sucks for you man... want to make out?
Barnell by brosky smosky July 10, 2010

mlpnkobjivhucgyxftzdrseawq 

This is when you are bored almost to death. This is when you type every letter from the bottom right corner m to the top right corner p, and begin again at the n, and so on.
Joe: I'm so bored, I typed mlpnkobjivhucgyxftzdrseawq into Urban Dictionary.

Matt: *Gasp*
A very handsome man, very fine, good at sex, big dick, excellent kisser! He will be a perfect father for your child ladies! He is sexy as hell
Girl 1: Oh my gosh it's Angel
Girl 2: I think my vagina is wetter than the bottom of a ship
Angel by Erik Rodriquez June 6, 2016

Garbivore 

A mental state of being care-free enough to eat anything and everything presented to a person. Usually obtained under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
Person 1: Look at Big Tom, he just went into my fridge and came back with a bucket of potato salad from 4 months ago and a piece of catfish that hasn't seen the light of day in weeks.

Person 2: Yea, after one hit from that pipe he turns into a Garbivore.
Garbivore by GhostInnis May 26, 2009
Pubeland is the areas around the bathroom floor such as behind the toilet and the corners where pubes collect and if something is dropped in pubeland, it’s basically unrecoverable.
I’ve dropped my toothbrush in pubeland, so I’ll need to get a new one.
pubeland by HotMonster65 February 3, 2024
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