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When ur friends came ur miir with them
You:Hi guys

Guys: Hi miir
miir by anonymous May 24, 2021
It is when a male is overly submissive to a female and gains nothing from it. So overly submissive that other guys cringe and feel ashamed when seeing them.
TinderHoe: I told her I didn’t want to have sex. She said how about you use an extendo. I couldn’t say no. Afterwards, I asked her if I could use it on her next.

RealPOS: dude you are a total simp
Simp by WakeWanker November 2, 2020

clash and smash 

Like "Netflix and Chill", "Hulu and Handjob", and "Amazon and Anal", Clash and Smash is hen you say that you want to fight in a round of Clash Royale, but you really just want to have sex.
Nick: Yo girl! Wanna Clash and Smash
JJ: Sure! I love clash royale!
Nick: No, I mean do you want to fuck?!
JJ: Oh! Sure, I like that too!

Chris Brown 

To beat the shit out of someone like Chris Brown did to Rihanna.
I fucking hate her, I'm gonna Chris Brown that bitch!
Chris Brown by pharmanimal1 March 1, 2009
Porn addict,
You name the position he ll know it,
Prefers to be alone all time
Pratik the addict
Pratik by Pratik२३ November 25, 2021

splotion 

Any lotion that may be used effectively for mind-blowing male maturbatory sessions.
If I had had some splotion, my night would have been much better after my girlfriend left me.
splotion by Scottie R September 7, 2008
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