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Urban Dictionary

Runescape 

Runescape is a game. A massive multiplayer online game to be exact. Runescape is a game where you kill people, get some cash, and kill some more people. Then you get so addicted that you can't walk past the room your computer is on without running and logging on so you can kill some lesser demons or something.
While playing Runescape, I found broken Torag's Hammers on the ground in the west Falador bank.
This is a true story and I can prove it...
Runescape by King_Pin666 November 13, 2007

JAKE WALKER 

very short dick he had no brains he is short and when he goes out he looks at the mirror he passes out and has had 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 plastic surgreys but he still looks like bullshit
its a jake walker run holy shit
JAKE WALKER by lol suc itttttt January 16, 2018
Junging- (v) 1. the act of behaving like a Jung 2. A pastime of one Eugene Jung 3. What happens when a chronic typoist misreads the word jujing
She believed that he was showing symptons of junging.
junging by Dumbassing July 3, 2014
Someone who has an intense dislike of Apple, their products and their fan-boys/fan-girls.
Guy:I queued for 6 hours for the iPhone 5.
Other guy: OMG, you're such an Apple sheep!

Guy:iPhobe!!!!
iPhobe by tonyttt31 July 7, 2014

hang on sloopy 

A hang on sloopy is a turd that doesn't want to be detached whilst its being laid. Made famous by the McCoys in their 1965 song "Hang on Sloopy", detailing a turdtastic sexual encounter with poo the lead singer had earlier that year.

Annotated original lyrics are below:

Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town
(His ass, of course.)
And everybody yeah, tries to put my Sloopy down
(Who wouldn't? Sloopy is a turd.)
Well, Sloopy I don't care what your daddy do
Cause' you know Sloopy girl I'm in love with you
(Part scat, part fecaphiliac incest.)

Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
(He's laid his Sloopy, but it's hanging on his ass. He can't shake it off.)

Sloopy let your hair down girl, let it hang down on me
Sloopy let your hair down girl ,let it hang down on me
(Observation that the Sloopy has hair in it. Vile.)

Come on Sloopy, Come on Sloopy
Come on, come on
Come on Sloopy, Come on Sloopy
Come on, Come on
(A masturbation reference?)

Well it feels so good
Come on, Come on
You know it feels so good
Come on, Come on
(Revelation!)

Well, Shake it, Shake it, Shake it Sloopy
(...flush!)
I had a hang on sloopy last night and beat myself off something wicked.
hang on sloopy by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

Politicians 

The best liars in the world.
Boris Johnson: 3 week lockdown to flatten the curve

Another year later: Most people vaccinated, yet we are still restricted...

Lying politicians at it's best
Politicians by UltimateDoge July 7, 2021
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