Johan K Jensen is a descriptive word meaning that something or someone are cool/hot.
The word originates in Sweden, where Johan K Jensen is a famous singer/movie-star, (his most successful films is "Johan, Falken" and "Bigfoot"((he also wrote the books with the same name)), his most famous songs are "Story of a Schnöphead" and when "I when get High, I like to eat Stuff".
Because of his great success his name has transformed into a compliment.
The word 'Johan K Jensen' is mostly used in the Northern-European countries, but is spreading.
In some cases Johan K Jensen can replace the word 'Love'.
Johan K Jensen can be shorten down to JKJ or Johan.

In order to be a brojob, one bro must be drinking a natty while watching some slampieces on the webernet.All the while, never making eye contact with his bro.

They must switch after the bro is done giving the brojob, to make it fair to the other bro. The second bro must do the same thing the first bro did (natty + slampieces)

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~courtesy of e.r. smith~

Mmmm 😒
Nice 😏

This is a discriminating term toward James Charles because of his scandal.

Sheesh Kebab is a versatile word that can be used as an exclamation and even a verb.
It’s main use is replacing profanity. For when you’re around the little ones. Or even I’m public
Eg.

1. “What the fuck” will change to “What the Sheesh kebab”
2. “Fuck” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
3. “Shit” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
4. “Dick” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
5. “You bastard” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
6. “You asshole” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
Etc.

As an exclamation it can be used to express anger or victory.

It can also be used in an everyday sentence, to express any type of emotion. Such as confusion, excitement, just feeling good or amazing, suspiciousness etc.

A handsome, kind,sweet,caring, amazing guy. Every girl wants to be with him. he is funny adorable and the cutest guy you will meet. He will never use you or cheat on you. he is the most loyal guy you would ever meet.