Ethan and Sally

two people dating. quite the lovebirds and they do it with eachother on multiple occasions.

: Wow, they're a good couple
:Yeah, they're ethan and sally so ofc they are

Ethan and Sally by lokiburns08 July 19, 2022

Ass Blaster

Sticking a power washer and proceeding to turn it on, effectively cleaning out one's insides. Soap is optional.

Dude, I had my power washer on hand so I totally gave him an ass blaster!

Ass Blaster by Sweater man March 10, 2017

creampie

When a guy ejaculates in a girl's vagina or ass and his cum drips out.

Jason moaned and ejaculated in Zoe's pussy. He then took his dick out and watched the creampie drip down.

creampie by 24yrSquirter August 22, 2016

thirstay

When you haven't gotten laid in a WHILE and you're so horny that it tricks you into thinking you want to be in a relationship. Vulnerable to getting trapped/cuffed/etcetera.

Girl A: Oh my gosh, I hate being single. I need to find someone and settle down... Wife me up! Maybe I should text that guy that was semi-attractive and really clingy... Or my ex that wants me back... Should I start going on dates again?
Girl B: Dude calm down, you're just thirstay. Go get some dick tonight.

thirstay by 77jmoney77 March 29, 2019

🍑🍆

It’s a peach and eggplant, T̶o̶t̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ and ass/butt/anal
Awkward

Jerry-I like 🍑🍆 want some for dinner, i’ll cook it tonight

Hannah- I thought we were just friends though...
Jerry- we are
Hannah- then why u ask for rape
Jerry- huh?
Hannah- I mean we can but you have to promise not to tell
Jerry- Where do you live?
Hannah- Censored
Later at Hannah’s house..
🍑🍆
🔑💦💦🤤
*moan*
Hannah- Shit my parents are home
Moral Lesson: Don’t live with your parents

🍑🍆 by ThatOneHornyGuy🍑🍆 May 11, 2018

poo-poo face

A pained, condescending look upon an individual's face that is suggestive of someone who is extremely constipated. This expression usually becomes more prominent when the individual engages in a conversation that he or she believes to be beneath their self-perceived level of intelligence.

Despite the fact that Steve always looked as though he had to shit, he came down with a serious case of poo-poo face when asked how to use the software.

poo-poo face by Gunfreak Gus October 1, 2011

Findeison

a short bitchy girl that likes ass nuggets

dude stop being like peggy findeison...

Findeison by Tigger Zimmerman March 30, 2011

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