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Dick Fish 

N., 1: Those little fish that are native to the Amazon River that are rumored to swim up mens pee holes.

2: A person who displays characteristics of being a smart ass.
1: Don't go swimming in the river, or those little dick fishes will swim up your dick hole.

2: Guy 1: Wheres the party tonight, dude?
Guy 2: In my pants!
Guy 1: Wow, you are such a Dick Fish.
Dick Fish by DJ Willy P-Izzle January 15, 2006

Turd Slurp 

The act of eating ass; annalingus
E.g. Billy went home and turd slurped the hell outta his girlfriend.
Turd Slurp by Schmorgan June 9, 2018
a ) A female version of a cub

b) The daughter of a cougar that can one day become a cougar herself
if a cougar in a zoo has cubs, why can't a human female cougar have a feub as in definition b) above?
feub by Uncle Dimma January 16, 2015

DREAM GURL 

A gurl who has all the right assets and the right attitude this gurl is also know as a ride or die chick, she will do any and everything for her man, And also be friend to him as well some gurls mistake themselves for one or some gurls will pose as one but only a real man can decide which ones are fake and which ones are real~IM OUT.
Only a man is good enough for a dream gurl so niggas grow the hell up!
DREAM GURL by JENE'E August 17, 2006

scrumtrulesant 

Will Ferrell portrayed James Lipton in a series of Saturday Night Live sketches, exaggerating his quiet intensity and obsequious style of interviewing famous actors. Most of the "actors" interviewed by Ferrell's Lipton are "Z" list celebrities. During one interview ferrell referd to the actor as scrumtrulesant, because he could not think of a word to describe how awesome the actor was.
You are simply scrumtrulesant.
scrumtrulesant by lauren mm September 14, 2007
When teenage girls walk around with iphones hanging out trying to show off.
Iteen by The monster of tacos June 19, 2016

Brain Rape 

Daily events that are so extreme, it feels like they are raping your brain.
I can only take so much of hearing about Nicole's sex life and drama before it feels like she is committing Brain Rape! I need to go to dailybrainrape.blogspot.com...it always makes me feel better to know my head isn't the only violated one...
Brain Rape by omgpopples April 27, 2011
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