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Those stupid gossipy 13 yr old girls that walk around EVERYWHERE holding their iPhones out for the world to see just to brag or show off. Typically can be seen at school football games traveling in packs. They can also be seen at the mall. Their clothes consist of short shorty shorts, and shirts that are 3 sizes two small along with flip flops.
Guy 1: Hey man did you see that new star wars movie?
Guy 2: No man, but don't spoil it!
*obnoxiously loud high pitched laughing
Guy 1: God Dammit!
Guy 2: Wtf is that incredibly irritating noise!?
Guy 1: Its those stupid bratty iteens.

Guy 2: Again!?
iteens by Go Fund Yourself! April 8, 2016
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When teenage girls walk around with iphones hanging out trying to show off.
Iteen by The monster of tacos June 19, 2016
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When teenage girls walk around with iphones hanging out trying to show off.
Iteen by The monster of tacos June 19, 2016

ITeeisFinessingI

"This guy is such an ITeeisFinessingI"
Retarded way of spelling items, usually seen at MMO's
Mentally Challenged Guy: ITENS PLIXZORD
Random Dude: Go fuck yourself
Mentally Challenged Guy: ITENS PLIXXX
Random Dude: *sigh*

Itens by ScarletRose September 28, 2008
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026