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Springfield, MO 

Is a nasty ass trashy, dirty place in the southwest corner of Missouri filled meth, homeless, with people with more felony convictions than they have teeth. People in Springfield are of contradictions. The 6 figure, yuppy wannabe rich classless people eat ham sandwiches with a cup filled with pepsi, yet they look down at you. People in Springfield are people with no sense of aesthetic. The girls here are overweight, with badly groomed hair, yet give looks of disgust to anyone who looks in their direction that doesn't look like Brad Pitt. The people in Springfield are overall racist, yet most women have at least 3 mixed race kids out of the 5 kids they have between 5 fathers.
Springfield is a larger place in an area with nothing but empty fields. Secularism is one of the few cosmopolitan qualities that have slipped in, but despite that even the secular population maintain the same protestant melody of exclusion, shunning those in aren't in their group.
Springfield being several years behind everyone thinks craft beer and IPAs are the coolest thing ever. They're complete try hards. Seeing a fat, 35 year old beer dude who looks like a dollar store-version of Seth Rogan are still common sights.Their music consist of various wannabes who think one day they'll break out by being one of the tons of acoustic guitar guys playing trite songs. Springfield trying to act like they have anything cool going on is like watching a retarded man pretend to be smart.
Kim Jung-Un: I need to find a target to drop a nuke on.

North Korean adviser: How about Springfield, MO?

Kim Jung-Un: No, that place looks like its already been devastated.
Springfield, MO by God, I'm So Great September 15, 2019
a massive penis. 14" is a rough average for a monster.
Look at the size of lou's monster!
monster by Jack Grayson February 8, 2005
Somebody who enjoys being around similar people.
Isram is a marico he likes to hang out with guys that like to play video games
Marico by hende di cen October 2, 2021

Emanuel Ginobili 

That thing that has like, four legs.
-You people better run faster than Emanuel Ginobili if you want to make it alive.
Ganak is a indian boy name.They are usually very handsome and have a great personality.They usually try to impress girls by first making them best friends and then trying to come in a relationship.They usually like girls whose name starts with "A"
Ganak has 6 packs...
ganak by Random noob 012 November 25, 2021
when you ejaculate so many times in one day that you get no feeling infact it hurts
I got the zec today cause i had nothin to do
zec by treznor August 18, 2009
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