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The shittiest city on the planet. Full of thieves, prone to torrential rain and flooding, home to a ravaging homeless problem, in the path of the migratory patterns of giant killer wasps.

...I'm only lying about one of those.

So please stop moving here.
If everyone keeps moving to Seattle, the crystalline bubble that protects it will burst and it will become just another New York.
Seattle by CyraEm January 4, 2011
(Noun) -/'yoi.ster/

A person who insists they're "just coming over to chill," but somehow ends up pantless , tangled in throw pillows, and asking if whipped cream counts as dinner. Known for their stealthy transition from innocent hangout to full-blown flirt tornado.
"We were watching Netflix, then boom... he turned into a yoyster and now my couch needs therapy."
Yoyster by Throttle Thursday November 4, 2025

laureateship 

position of honor awarded to poets; fame and honor in a particular field
In accepting this Laureateship, I hope to contribute to people's understanding of what poetry can do and where it can be found.
laureateship by noname*** May 24, 2009

The War of Northern Aggression

the war that destroyed my family's land because they were mad that the south wanted to secede. god damn yankees.
General Sherman: We got the Walton property in georiga so we can turn it into a GOLF COURSE! (where the masters' are played today.)
I am born in 1029.
In every calendar.
With one calendar, I came into this world.
Probably searching for you.
With another calendar, I fell in love with you.
That day too,
in its own way,
I was born again.
The woman who entered your room in 1029,
though she left,
is worlds apart.
Why is loving you like this?
It never ends.
It never diminishes.
It never finds rest.
It only accelerates.
Racing.
Faster and faster.
And I understood.
I must not touch its flow.
Because no matter which way it turns,
it only grows stronger.
I have learned.
To love it in silence.
Only to love.
1029 is to love in silence.
1029 by From Saint Agnes to Egypt January 31, 2026
Sports that require artistic excellence, not just athletic ability. Often not considered sports because the are judged on art and not physical skills, sparts require artistic ability, and are judged. You cannot objectively say who is the best at any particular spart, rather who's form you like most. Often people can be very good at sports, but not at sparts as they lack the ability for the fine motor movements involved. Same with those who are good at sparts, they lack the speed or raw strength involved in many sports.

The word is based off of a combination of art and sport, because they are artsy sports. Judged on artistic quality and not physical ability.
Julie: Marching band is definately a sport.
Bob: Really, It's more of a spart. It's got this artsy thing going.
Spart by jordanaustino October 13, 2010

Christianne 

Chirstianne's are hard on the outside but soft on the inside. Once a Christianne's shell is broken, she is the softest person you know. Christianne's also have lots of mental problems on the side but thats always fun!
Did you hear, Christianne is having another mental breakdown!
Christianne by cocovax March 17, 2019
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