CyraEm's definitions

Seattle

The shittiest city on the planet. Full of thieves, prone to torrential rain and flooding, home to a ravaging homeless problem, in the path of the migratory patterns of giant killer wasps.

...I'm only lying about one of those.

So please stop moving here.

If everyone keeps moving to Seattle, the crystalline bubble that protects it will burst and it will become just another New York.

by CyraEm January 4, 2011