Yoyster

(Noun) -/'yoi.ster/

A person who insists they're "just coming over to chill," but somehow ends up pantless , tangled in throw pillows, and asking if whipped cream counts as dinner. Known for their stealthy transition from innocent hangout to full-blown flirt tornado.

"We were watching Netflix, then boom... he turned into a yoyster and now my couch needs therapy."

by Throttle Thursday November 4, 2025