Yoyster

(Noun) -/'yoi.ster/

A person who insists they're "just coming over to chill," but somehow ends up pantless , tangled in throw pillows, and asking if whipped cream counts as dinner. Known for their stealthy transition from innocent hangout to full-blown flirt tornado.

"We were watching Netflix, then boom... he turned into a yoyster and now my couch needs therapy."

by Throttle Thursday November 4, 2025

yoaster

professional mc gamer

John: yooooo that guy is insane at every aspect of minecraft combat
Me : Must be yoaster then

by 727wysi July 8, 2020

Yogster

To act in a very cool manner, or to to be very cool.

He is always so yogster, he doesnt care about anything. OR Brad Pitt is such a Yogster.

by Wilbur Wilson September 17, 2007

Yoster Toaster

While eating a girl out, the male/female performing the cunnilingus vomits onto the vagina

Dude, can't believe I was drunk enough for the Yoster Toaster.

by Concerned Citizen 6767 March 4, 2011

Yoaster

Noun; A pistol that is hidden in the leg of sagging pants. Usually held by people wearing Yankee's caps down to their eyebrows, as to hide their eyes.

Noun; Gun which does yoasting.

Man One: Hey is that guy looking at me funny?
Man Two: Ay bro don't even press him, look at his hat he's probably carrying that yoaster.

by IFR_flyer May 10, 2020

yoster

A legend

That man is an absolute yoster with the ball in his hands.

by JingleBell33345 September 9, 2020

yoaster

YOASTER (yoasta, yoastah) Yoh-Stah
Person, or persons who indulge in the smoking, vaping, or ingestion of thc and thc products.

Snoop smokes more ganja then any other YOASTER out there

by YabaDabR August 28, 2013