krispy bacon

The best, krispiest, most amazing bacon that has ever existed. A great friend, mod, and bacon. KrispyBacon loves EDM, extra curricular substances, and cats. W Krispy, everyone deserves one.

Krispy Bacon is the best bacon in the world.

krispy bacon by fitvixxen July 3, 2024

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Book Horny

When you are so excited for a book to be released that you get an erection (or wet) whenever the author is brought up in conversation.

Connor is so book horny for Brandon Sanderson's new book.

Book Horny by Halfpint939 March 30, 2022

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exquisite

a older woman who hates the dark colored and likes to whip them coloreds and them young BOYS and likes to be called masta

masta exquisite: get to work you stupid techno looking thug

techno: im sorry my love

exquisite by rodolfo regalado May 13, 2024

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Holiday Hijacker

(Noun) a person who thinks it is acceptable to schedule their stupid life event (wedding, baby shower, etc.) on holiday weekends, thus putting you in a socially precarious spot of forfeiting your free time or telling them they're not worth a long weekend.

Friend: we're going to the lakehoude for the 4th. Wanna come?
Me: I wish I could but Ellen is a holiday hijacker and scheduled her stupid wedding for that weekend.
Friend: Bitch.....

Holiday Hijacker by New_Uzer January 2, 2019