celltech
Skinny kid: holy crap! how did you get so big!!?!?!
Muscle kid with 25" biceps: i used dat dere celltech
Muscle kid with 25" biceps: i used dat dere celltech
celltech by celltech man February 20, 2008
Urban Dictionary
BOND
BOND by CHAD_FLORIDA January 9, 2009
v-tec
The VTEC (Variable Valve Timing and Lift Electronic Control) engine produced by Honda. Popular among those who modify and race Japanese cars.
Also, a car fitted with such an engine.
Also, a car fitted with such an engine.
v-tec by The Finer Definer June 2, 2003
Pretentious asshole
One who attempts to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.
Especially true in the art scene.
Especially true in the art scene.
Hey Joe, did you notice that pretentious asshole hipster that drinks Starbucks, owns more than one Apple product, wears clothes every other hipster wears, and manages to convince herself that she is alternative and therefore superior compared to her peers?
Joe: Yeah, so true.
Joe: Yeah, so true.
Pretentious asshole by Ingrid Cole November 24, 2010
Canon Event
An event everyone must go through to keep the universe intact. Typically this event has effects on character development
Canon Event by geometric123 June 16, 2023
procrastiwanking
The use of masturbation as a form of procrastination, a particularly common practice among students.
'I was going to revise it yesterday but I gave up after 3 pages and had a cheeky procrastiwank'
'My flatmate has an exam tomorrow but I'm pretty sure I could hear him procrastiwanking last night through the wall'
'My flatmate has an exam tomorrow but I'm pretty sure I could hear him procrastiwanking last night through the wall'
procrastiwanking by procrasturbator June 5, 2016