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David Jones Miller 

David Jones Miller? So scary! He's not even Dave Strider
David Jones Miller by TrashNomad October 5, 2019
1. A "feature" in Windows NT and derivatives (2000, XP) that allows direct sending of a message to another computer. Often used for unsolicited advertisements and having fun in the computer lab.
"Some jerk in my class just learned how to netsend, and now it is impossible to get any work done in the lab."
netsend by Adam Wilson January 7, 2004
MAF is an abreviated version of Mad As Fuck
Woah, that guy is MAF seriously he's mad as fuck!
MAF by Hydatikz-Danny June 18, 2011
When you have air traped in your vagina {From sex} or a fart through your vagina!
Guy #1"Dude, did you smell her qeef?"

Guy #2"No, but I herd it!"

Chick #1"Opps!;D"
Qeef by Dasexiassmothafucka July 15, 2011

Bee's-Knees 

A old-fashioned phrase to describe something that is admirable, beautiful, or has some other desirable trait
This sandwich that my wife made is the bee's-knees!
Bee's-Knees by Peanut Butter Ewoks December 31, 2010
rectal and vaginal penetration using a penis and vibrator.
Girl "Me and my girlfriend like to cyborg."
Guy"Dumbass, you can only cyborg if you have a dick."
Girl"Jackass, I had my strap-on in her pussy and my vib. in her ass!"
Guy"I mean a REAL DICK."
cyborg by LeSean July 28, 2008
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